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Hizke
Feb 14, 2010



Lol

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Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

mysterious loyall X posted:

Whip guys should always be whip gals and theyre dressed as dominatrixes

This

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

elf help book posted:

a online only 3rd person shooter with with an art style thats supposed to evoke a shithead middle schooler's notebook sketches

The plutonis video game

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Pick up at calzone that retains hp, poo poo wolf which downs it!

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
for a time, you could only hear this on the sony playstation 2. thank u, sony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOzJG26UJWQ

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

PalinBoyTellEm: Where's the loving namechanges Sony.

RatatouilleUnd3rtaker: For real.




Daikatana Ritsu posted:

camo shorts tanktop guy pissed that he can't reset his password due to his vocational school shutting down

Lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
The best thing about psvr was the sebmal re7 stream

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

I.N.R.I posted:

i doubt theres that many people expecting to be able to play gta 3 on a ps1 :cawg:

Playing gta3 on my ps1 to listen to my favorite song, Rob Zombie - Dracula

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

What game? The same with your previous post, sir.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010


Pablo Nergigante posted:

Hamster police, arrest this man

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010


Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

It’s the freakin Deacon baby I’m about to have me some fun

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
d-d-d-deacon and the freaks

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

ArfJason posted:

Deacon St. John is a drifter and bounty hunter who rides the broken road, fighting to survive while searching for a reason to live. In the world of Days Gone, Deacon St John slashes his way through Freakers in a brutal struggle to survive while searching for a reason to live. Standing approximately 14.5 inches tall, made of high quality polystone while searching for a reason to live.


Smirking_Serpent posted:

Drifter: ✅
Bounty Hunter :✅
Approximately 14.5 inches tall: ✅
Made of high quality polystone: ✅
Has a reason to live: ❌

lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

HolePisser1982 posted:

Post Exposure Aids Facility
Resetera Gaming Forum
25th June 2049



“Repeat your baseline.”


Deacon, drifting, a reason to live. Reason to live.


Hordes of freakers, open world, survival. Reason to live.


[ps5 coil whine growing louder and louder]


“What does it feel like to craft brutal melee weapons?!”


Next gen. Cinematic. Reason to live.


“What does Deacon find in the post credits scene?!”


The freakers’ weakness. Reason to live.


[fan spinning down, rest mode beep]


”You can collect your PS PLUS titles”



Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

It’s the freakin Deacon baby I’m about to have me some fun

I have been thinking about this for an entire week lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

It’s the freakin Deacon baby I’m about to have me some fun

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

mysterious loyall X posted:

Somy do be based frfr doe #ad as mlords nibellion and wario64.would say

lmao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
Gubble gobble.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
My penis thanks you, sony.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

elf help book posted:

the bob receipts

lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

EmmyOk posted:

You said raving I just said they said it was good with ZH, Bob, and pog all do in those tweets

now I have important matters to attend to



lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010


Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
doin mah happeh wiggle in muh chair dance for all the epic ubisoft open world garbage. YES!! YESSSS!! sony stays winning. SO glad they killed Japan Studio.

Hizke fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jul 13, 2022

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

insane anime posted:

ive pozzed at least 5 or 6 dick sucking 40 year olds. found them super squeeky. i used to put cock dicks in denimum because i hated the perverse dicks.

lmao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
one time i modded 6 in a row. one time I modded six dirty sticks in a row.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

lol

a Loving Dog posted:

somebody please kill that guy

and this.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

insane anime posted:

yep haha.

uh huh. yep. got it

lmfao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

The compound interest is always being accrued in favor of the patient gamers.

lmfao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
LET'S. loving. KILL EMMY!!!

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

arts and craps posted:

yes we get it




Nice noticing.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

MISTER POLICE
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER
I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES


insane anime posted:

thats crazy that your mouth loves it so much

Lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
Well, I looked through arts and craps post history to see if there was a single funny post he's ever made and I got sad instead so it goes without saying. Let's loving kill him.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Fungah! posted:

Googled “kill” in Hizke’s post history, forcing me into a tight spot—do I research this clearly diabolical motherfucker you just uncovered, ruining my image of Hizke as a mild-mannered well-endowed goth chick with a little David Arquette laugh, or do I blow you the gently caress away and continue enjoying the epic Sony fanboy thread. gently caress you for ruining my morning with this. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

lmfao

Lmfao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

That Little Demon posted:

*clicks the last page of this thread without reading any of the last 100 posts*

Hizke is a hot goth babe with huge cans, and the PS5 has absolutely no games

Lmao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Fungah! posted:

by all means marry; if you marry a goth babe with huge cans you'll be happy, else you'll be a philosopher


insane anime posted:

cicada 3301 actively recruits imp zone members who empty quote me

Lmao

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Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

bro what, lmfao


Wormskull posted:

You have a wife bro.

lmfao

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