NCAA Week 4 GDT: Bama broke cfb

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Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

TUA

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 05:32

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:47

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

Spaced God posted:

xposting from the aftermath thread but the fact that bama is 47-3 since 2011 at home is not okay.

What IS okay though is hope.

If the Browns can win their first game in centuries tonight, I see no reason for there to be hope that aggy can beat Bama. At Tuscaloosa. Against Tua.

youre going to lose by at least 30 points bub the sooner you get over it the easier itll be

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 05:33

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

Spaced God posted:

i unironically hope donovan wilson ends tua's career in a horrific injury

wowie zowie

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 06:12

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

MourningView posted:

At some point they will presumably face a halfway decent defense but I don't think this is that week

Nobody is stopping them if they're healthy

Everyone will repeat this post every week because Aggy/MSU/LSU won't "count" after we score 40 on them but it don't matter

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 18:18

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

Grittybeard posted:

I assume Bama will steamroll everyone but...so far which one this year counts as a good defense out of curiosity?

I think Auburn, LSU, and Georgia are top 15 caliber defenses

I don't particularly think it matters because we have a generational talent at QB right now, but those are solid defenses.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 21:25

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

Grittybeard posted:

I worded that badly, I was wondering what Bama had proved against the teams they've already played offensively.

Like I said I expect the train to keep rolling, but your previous post seemed to imply Louisville, Ole Miss, and whoever the other team was didn't count. And....they don't seem to count to me.

you are right those teams have poo poo defenses

tua has also only thrown 50 passes and has like, 1 td per 7 passes and a 250 QBR

my point was MV is silly for going "yeah but NeXt WeEk YoU PlAy a ReAl DeFeNsE" because as long as tua is healthy he's going to poo poo on everyone and then MV will go "yeah but uhhh A&M doesn't count or w/e"

on offense right now we have:

top 5 draft pick level QB, who is a sophomore

4 NFL-caliber receivers, 1 of which is looking like a 1st round pick, and 1 that's a freshman that might be the next Tayvon Austin. Also none of these players are upperclasman.

3 NFL-caliber backs, 2 of which are probably round 1-2 selections. The most physically talented one of these is back next year; he looks like a derrick henry clone.

2 early round NFL Olineman, the other 3 will be drafted in all likelihood.

People are going to look at this offense after these dudes grade out and go: "holy poo poo." If we still had OJ howard this would be no doubt the best offense I have ever seen play

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 22:14

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

MourningView posted:

Agreeing that the defenses you've played are bad while simultaneously getting mad at me for saying those defenses are bad, cool.

If they light up like Georgia or LSU then yeah start calling them unstoppable, but that hasn't happened yet. That's all anyone is saying

MourningView posted:

I didn't say he was bad just not as good as the hype he had coming out of the game and that he made a lot of decisions that made me see why Saban stuck with Hurts. I think Saban mostly wants a QB who isn't going to turn the ball over or gently caress up too much because his natural inclination is to win with defense and the running game

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 01:00

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

MourningView posted:

lol you are such a baby

He's been really good this year so far. It's still true that he did some boneheaded young player stuff in the title game last year

your dedication to being very wrong is admirable. never give up. never surrender. galaxy quest.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 01:15

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

i just turned on the mizzou game is georgia playing like poo poo or is mizzou better than people think

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 20:04

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

lol straight up cheap shot on fromm and they didnt call it

e: oh lawd georgia

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 20:14

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

mizzou

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 20:22

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

AS GOOD AS MY WITNESS TUA TAGOVAILOA IS ABOUT TO BREAK JIMBO FISHER IN HALF

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 20:22

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

someone find MV just in case this game gets close so he can post some dumb poo poo about tua, then tua immediately throws like 5 touchdowns

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 20:26

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

i hope a sink hole opens up and swallows the stadium

also in austin

you hope a "sink hole" swallows my "stadium" huh

okkkkkkkkkkkkkk

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 20:30

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

i just strained to poop really hard so i accidentally shot some real high pressure pee in between the toilet seat and the toilet and the pee sprayed all over my pants

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 20:37

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

nice throw idiot

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 20:42

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

also friendly reminder WE HAD THE TURNOVER BELT BEFORE MIAMI'S DUMBASS CHAIN SO STOP TALKING ABOUT IT

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 20:43

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

AgGy iS rEaLlY GoOd GuYs

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 20:44

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

MourningView posted:

I didn't say he was bad just not as good as the hype he had coming out of the game and that he made a lot of decisions that made me see why Saban stuck with Hurts. I think Saban mostly wants a QB who isn't going to turn the ball over or gently caress up too much because his natural inclination is to win with defense and the running game

MourningView posted:

I didn't say he was bad just not as good as the hype he had coming out of the game and that he made a lot of decisions that made me see why Saban stuck with Hurts. I think Saban mostly wants a QB who isn't going to turn the ball over or gently caress up too much because his natural inclination is to win with defense and the running game

MourningView posted:

I didn't say he was bad just not as good as the hype he had coming out of the game and that he made a lot of decisions that made me see why Saban stuck with Hurts. I think Saban mostly wants a QB who isn't going to turn the ball over or gently caress up too much because his natural inclination is to win with defense and the running game

MourningView posted:

I didn't say he was bad just not as good as the hype he had coming out of the game and that he made a lot of decisions that made me see why Saban stuck with Hurts. I think Saban mostly wants a QB who isn't going to turn the ball over or gently caress up too much because his natural inclination is to win with defense and the running game

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 20:45