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Dec 23, 2004

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Just making the eventual thread for game of the year, Red Dead Redemption 2

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Dec 23, 2004

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Mirrors reflect and Arthur will make comments: "You are getting old Arthur."

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Dec 23, 2004

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Dynamic horse testicles, they shrink in cold weather
Name your horse
You can scold or praise your horse
Whistle radius grows when the horse bond grows
Horse equipment is fully customizable, from the saddle that has golden pins to the hair
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their horse
Horses poo poo dynamically
Walk your horse around
Jump from your horse onto a moving train
Brush your horses. Arthur makes remarks about the horse depending on the horses gender
Store horses in stables so you have more backup horses
Horses die and can't be resurrected
Tell a horse to flee to spare it's life
Horses kick behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Horses have personalities
Horses move sideways
Horses can learn tricks

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Dec 23, 2004

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You can enter every building

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John Marston and Bill Williamson have the same voice actor as the last game
Opossums play dead like in real life
Drive-able trains
The map contains 5 states: Lemoyne, Ambarino, New Hannover, West Elizabeth and NEW AUSTIN
Dead bodies won't despawn but decompose and attract scavengers
Newspapers return
Condensation and glowing heat from bullets
Snow trails
Hunted animals make terrible dying sounds
Animals have a different marker than dead bodies
You are able to pick up most items in the game
Different camera angles
Spilled oil has that "rainbow" look to it
192 music tracks from original composer
Physics just like real life
Honor system returns
Prostitutes can be used but no full nudity
Gunfight legendary shooters
You might find notes in drawers and learn useful information
Dynamic weather yet again confirmed

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
boring poo poo designed to funnel you into buying lootboxes online 🖕

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Shotguns blow off arms and legs

Dive rolling and diving while shooting in deadeye

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


elf help book posted:

boring poo poo designed to funnel you into buying lootboxes online 🖕

shouldnt you be playing a huge library of awesome nes games right now?

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Dec 23, 2004

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elf help book posted:

boring poo poo designed to funnel you into buying lootboxes online 🖕

You are a fag who plays borderline pedo poo poo. Begone

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

The GOTY is DQXI

dionysian
Dec 30, 2012

elf help book posted:

boring poo poo designed to funnel you into buying lootboxes online 🖕

*positions myself behind you with a silenced M9*

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
Never played the first one

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

elf help book posted:

boring poo poo designed to funnel you into buying lootboxes online 🖕

No PC version announced because they will do it only three years after so retards buy it twice like they did with GTAV lol. Rockstar fans are demented.

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Plutonis posted:

No PC version announced because they will do it only three years after so retards buy it twice like they did with GTAV lol. Rockstar fans are demented.

yes we get it youre a butthurt little bitch because you wont be able to play this game or many other of the great titles coming out this year. and youre a stinky brazilian piece of poo poo. now enough from you

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Game Journalists extolling the horse cock and balls sweat algorithms because there's no real gameplay on the 60 mile wide open world empty wasteland.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Please move this BBG/Hormelchili psych ward to the proper subforum

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

HORMELCHILI posted:

yes we get it youre a butthurt little bitch because you wont be able to play this game or many other of the great titles coming out this year. and youre a stinky brazilian piece of poo poo. now enough from you

Ya mad?

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Dec 23, 2004

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RDR2? Nah gently caress that, but Sengan Kagura peach Blast just released on switch


HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010



no, excited for red dead redemption 2, the goty 2018

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Dec 23, 2004

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Anyway let’s get back to the topic now, red dead redemption 2, the game of the year.


192 music tracks from original composer... this is loving insane

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Can't wait to do all the best cowboy things in this cowboy game, such as:

Ranchery
Cow observation
Civil wars
Cowboyism
Buying the premium train conductor starter pack so I can drive the train in real time and other people can pay me money to ride the train and the game designers will ban stowaways permanently

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

no kiddin the first RDR is one of my favorite games so im looking forward to this but its going to take a lot to top the witcher 3 as best openw orld game

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
It’s amazing that somehow Rockstar can invest millions of dollars in virtual horse testes tech, but can’t afford to pay their voice actors

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Xbox Ambassador posted:

Dynamic horse testicles, they shrink in cold weather
Name your horse
You can scold or praise your horse
Whistle radius grows when the horse bond grows
Horse equipment is fully customizable, from the saddle that has golden pins to the hair
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their horse
Horses poo poo dynamically
Walk your horse around
Jump from your horse onto a moving train
Brush your horses. Arthur makes remarks about the horse depending on the horses gender
Store horses in stables so you have more backup horses
Horses die and can't be resurrected
Tell a horse to flee to spare it's life
Horses kick behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Horses have personalities
Horses move sideways
Horses can learn tricks

👀

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

i dont give a flying hoot about the multiplayer though. gta online sucks

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Dec 23, 2004

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Lumpy the Cook posted:

It’s amazing that somehow Rockstar can invest millions of dollars in virtual horse testes tech, but can’t afford to pay their voice actors

Actually they got the guy who said he would never work for them again, to come back, and voice John. So ?

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
In Grand Theft Auto V 2, Rockstar’s patented AccuraTestes™ system breathes more life into Los Santos county than ever before.

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Xbox Ambassador posted:

Actually they got the guy who said he would never work for them again, to come back, and voice John. So ?

this, the most outspoken voice actor against rocksar ever and hes happily back

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

Lumpy the Cook posted:

In Grand Theft Auto V 2, Rockstar’s patented AccuraTestes™ system breathes more life into Los Santos county than ever before.

lol

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Xbox Ambassador posted:

Actually they got the guy who said he would never work for them again, to come back, and voice John. So ?

Only until his family is found and rescued.

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Lumpy the Cook posted:

In Grand Theft Auto V 2, Rockstar’s patented AccuraTestes™ system breathes more life into Los Santos county than ever before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5G3ayWE5uA

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Dec 23, 2004

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Neurotic Roleplay posted:

i dont give a flying hoot about the multiplayer though. gta online sucks

None of what I posted has anything to do with online. RDR 1 has some of the most fun MP ever. Millions still play gta5 every day and it still gets updates and is free. So who cares. We are talking single player here

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HORMELCHILI posted:

this, the most outspoken voice actor against rocksar ever and hes happily back

This

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Dynamic horse testicles, they shrink in cold weather

no full nudity

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Dec 23, 2004

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I know .... hype!

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

Xbox Ambassador posted:

None of what I posted has anything to do with online. RDR 1 has some of the most fun MP ever. Millions still play gta5 every day and it still gets updates and is free. So who cares. We are talking single player here

good. i was worried single player was gonna take a backseat cause gta online makes them a ton of money. sounds like im being proven wrong

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

P-Mack posted:

Dynamic horse testicles, they shrink in cold weather

no full nudity
You can see the balls but not the penis/dick.

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Neurotic Roleplay posted:

good. i was worried single player was gonna take a backseat cause gta online makes them a ton of money. sounds like im being proven wrong

Did you read anything I just posted. It’s literally shenmue level of detail. Every building you can go into. Shopkeepers have Sears like catalogues to browse for gear. Camps can be upgraded. YOU GET DIRT UNDER YIUR FINGERNAILS AND HAVE TO TKE A BATH. The detail is insane

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

Xbox Ambassador posted:

Did you read anything I just posted. It’s literally shenmue level of detail. Every building you can go into. Shopkeepers have Sears like catalogues to browse for gear. Camps can be upgraded. YOU GET DIRT UNDER YIUR FINGERNAILS AND HAVE TO TKE A BATH. The detail is insane

yes of course i read everything! i cant wait to make my own facial hair

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Dec 23, 2004

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Neurotic Roleplay posted:

yes of course i read everything! i cant wait to make my own facial hair

Barbers cut it better....

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