SNF GDT: We're on to Detroit

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Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

Hail Satan and also Patriots mediocrity.
:patssay:

Coach Hobo on both sidelines tonight!

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 01:24

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 07:26

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

"Elusive rating"? How?

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 01:28

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

They have the levels turned up really high on the field mic for Stafford, apparently.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 01:31

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

Really, Patricia? I mean, thanks, but...

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 01:35

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

The SNF graphics department is full of insane people.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 01:37

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

Loving the spin move five yards before contact.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 01:43

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

Football and alcohol makes grading less painful.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 01:45

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

Tackling isn't a thing for the Patriots defense, apparently.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 01:47

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

loving McDaniels, why couldn't you have gone and hosed up whatever the franchise you got hired to gently caress up?

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 02:00

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

Janky-rear end Pats D. Sad times.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 02:08

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

Woooooooow. This is... not the Patriots Way.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 02:08

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

ShortStack posted:

let the pats dynasty die in detroit

Still gonna win the AFC East, because :laffo:

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 02:10

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

"Third and a deuce."
Michaels referring simultaneously to the yards to gain and the Pats defense.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 02:14

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

gently caress that, give the man his TD. That was too cool to deny.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 02:15

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

I think that the NFL got really excited about all the stats that baseball was getting into and wanted to join in, but I don't think the sport is quite as conducive towards tracking every iota of stuff with predictive power as baseball is.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 02:21

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

Brady just went back to his old helmet model.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 02:23

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

axeil posted:

so what have i missed so far?

Matt Patricia smiles from behind his hobo beard, Belichick glowers more than usual.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 02:25

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 07:26

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

corn on the cop posted:

you have an infinite supply of 150-pound white receivers. what are you doing

I'm pretty sure "white receiver" is a listed position on the Patriots depth chart.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 02:29

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