Survivor- David vs Goliath: Playing the rice card.

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Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

hell yeah we're back

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Poison Christian

# ¿ Sep 25, 2018 19:27

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:43

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

IcePhoenix posted:

How do you not just straight pull him from the game seeing that

I suppose they will since it ends at 830. Guess this is why they did a 90 minute premier instead of the full 2 hours.

it's been 90 minute premieres for years

# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 02:40

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

ApplesandOranges posted:

The funny thing is that John was trying to wrestle people to slow them down but he ended up last on the mat anyway.

He's tiring them out by forcing them to grapple him and I guarantee he's got better cardio then them so it's a war of attrition that he's gonna win.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2018 17:30

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

no pinball league this week so I'm here to poooooooost

Lone Goat fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Oct 4, 2018

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 01:01

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

turns out that the day one showmance alliance isn't as airtight as you'd think it'd be

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 01:14

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Natalie 100% not getting voted out tonight.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 01:23

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

lollin at this face paint

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 01:26

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

AN HOUR???

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 01:33

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

"in my sport technique beats everything"

girl your sport has weight classes, you shouldn't be fighting anyone that weighs more than 10 pounds than you.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 01:39

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

That exchange between Gabby and Christian was incredible.

:j:

do you you want to meet play with me?
:byodood:

what like in the sand?

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 01:47

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Lone Goat posted:

no pinball league this week so I'm here to poooooooost

guess i was the only one. hope everyone else is doing well at pinball league

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 02:08

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

sportsgenius86 posted:

I really cannot stand cowgirl though. Like visually I just want her gone.

wow we made it 4 pages before "she ugly" good work team

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 04:31

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Listening to Jacob on the Live Know it Alls episode of RHAP and its no fuckin wonder he got voted out first on his season. All of his jokes fell flat but he still paused for laughter after each one. It was like watching those clips of Big Bang Theory with the laugh track taken out.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 13:58

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Pinterest Mom posted:

Jessica was incredibly obnoxious and I'm glad she's gone.

I don't think I've ever noticed an instance of sound editing being so bad / a sentence splice being so overt as this one sentence in this ep, it was really weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NbIgh4xbw0

Survivor learning from WWE but using audio cuts instead of video cuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pn4ybI-TsA

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 01:39

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

It was the "covfefe" of music but had a slightly longer shelf life.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 19:05

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Nottherealaborn posted:

Lol that Jeremy got himself voted out before Natalie by somehow making himself into a bigger tool

The Garrett (Cagayan) strat of "hey we don't need no strategizing"

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 05:32

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

When was this season recorded? Johnny Marriage got hitched in June and now I'm just realizing that we might get Taya Valkyrie at the loved ones visit.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 17:25

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

quote:

That�s how you get nine people to vote somebody off who they really don�t want to.

lol yea ok buddy

# ¿ Oct 12, 2018 02:07

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Kara the human is also in the picture so I don't see what the problem is.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2018 21:31

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Missed the first few minutes, did Bi's leg fall off?

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 01:04

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Jabini, more like jabronis.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 01:06

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

vuku more like fuk u

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 01:08

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

I'm making the same faces as Natalia during Jesus and Horse chat.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 01:10

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

IcePhoenix posted:

sprained her MCL which if she doesn't rest/rehab properly will basically end her career

Oh yikes, MCL tears are gnarly.

Interesting that Jeff called it a quit and not a medevac though.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 01:27

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

drat gabby you gotta get :therapy:

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 01:28

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Spergatory posted:

A medevac will only be called if medical decides that continuing in the game could endanger your life. Bi made the decision to pull herself from the game, ergo, she did technically quit.

Yeah that's makes sense, sucks for her though. It kinda reminds me of Dana Lambert from Philippines that had some stomach problems or whatever but wasn't totally medevaced.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 01:39

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Is this the first time Alec has spoken? He's the least memorable of the Goliath dudes.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 01:43

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Shneak posted:

I can't be the only one to hate Natalia with a burning passion right??

I kinda like her but it prob just because she's very pretty. She's not doing so great here and I was chewing on something crunchy and missed what said to Davie before she left shelter.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 01:49

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

but seriously Alec would have to be suicidal to give Davids control of the tribe after this council. this might have been different if they didn't have Carl coming in

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 01:52

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

WAIT NEVER MIND "I'M EXCITED TO PLAY" IS A DEATH SENTENCE

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 01:53

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Lone Goat posted:

WAIT NEVER MIND "I'M EXCITED TO PLAY" IS A DEATH SENTENCE

nailed it

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 02:05

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

MisterZimbu posted:

What's this "breaking NDA" story I keep hearing?

And yeah, Alec dumb.

he had a picture of himself and Kara (look at the op for the two halves of the pic) on social media before the season started

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 03:27

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

ApplesandOranges posted:

Also, why did Natalia and Kara vote differently? Geez.

As for the other two tribes... Natalie is really not long for this game. I haven't met a more un-liked character around camp since Abi-Maria,

Probably a vote split. Alec votes with them and it doesn't matter how the other two vote because it'll be 3-2 or 2-2-1 and they get a David on the revote.

Also I know this wasn't your point but I found it funny you use Abi Maria as your example since she made it to final 5 and final 7 in her seasons, so Natalie might have a long future ahead of her lol.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 13:53

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

AWarmBody posted:

That's one cold woman

excellent joke

# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 08:34

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Someone dredge up the Caramoan thread and tell me if people were pushing for Shamar to get dragged to the end.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 20:06

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Lone Goat posted:

Someone dredge up the Caramoan thread and tell me if people were pushing for Shamar to get dragged to the end.

lmao i went and looked it up

Effingham posted:

THing about Shamar -- I HATE him and I'd want him to go if I were on the team. But OTOH, he'd be the perfect goat to bring along to the final.

Spiky Ooze posted:

MILF lady is smart. She is definitely putting Shamar in her pocket as a goat and keeping the attention in camp on him. Which she needs to do because being a middle-aged woman she's a pretty easy vote off whenever. The rest of them yeah they're pretty stupid.

Best irony was that Sherri ended up one of the No Vote Goats at the end.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 23:31

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Aren't these recommendations for new viewers, and Australian Survivor has like a gazillion episodes compared to American?

"hey you'll maybe like this show please watch 30 hours of it"

# ¿ Oct 30, 2018 20:23

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Also, if you haven't figured out Survivor editing by this point. If the whole episode looks like 1 person is going to be the one voted off, they will not be voted off.

Spergatory posted:

Counterpoint: Natalie last week.

except when they make it so obvious that they're going to get voted out that you go IT'S WAY TOO OBVIOUS, THEY WON'T GET VOTED OUT and then they do get voted out, now that's editing

:wifom:

fake edit: how is there not a wifom smilie, get on that poo poo mafia players

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 05:09

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

also:

Lone Goat posted:

Jabini, more like jabronis.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 05:09

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:43

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Zesty posted:

Give me a good idea and I�ll attempt to make one.

two goblets switching spaces back and forth, shell-game style

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 06:06

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