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Will Bernie be alive in 2020?
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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I don't think so

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420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QMDRD_J0PA

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

bernie is alive now? in 2017?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

a.lo posted:

bernie is alive now? in 2017?

Is anyone?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


he will be elected president in 2020, dead or alive

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

he'll be alive in 2020 but not in 2024

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
voted maybe because bernie can't be alive if we're bathed in nuclear hellfire

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

:smith:

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



none of us will be alive by 2020

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP_J6gmJYiU

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bernie Sanders will be elected president of the United States in 2020, you loving moron.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Taintrunner posted:

Bernie Sanders will be elected president of the United States in 2020, you loving moron.

hes going to be alive when he does it, to boot

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

he will be elected president in 2020, dead or alive

The cadaver impeachment

Trumps Baby Hands has issued a correction as of 16:19 on Sep 27, 2018

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Jose posted:

I don't think so

he is immortal you idiot

you absolute dunce

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Bernie is gonna die as prez like that guy in Terminator 2 with the grenade in his hand but it's during the state of the union

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
The Large Hadron Collider actually swallowed reality into a singularity some time in 2015 and everything since then has just been the split-second death spasms of the human collective unconsciousness as circle the drain into oblivion.

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
bernie will be assassinated by a chud and that will spark the revolution

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Top City Homo posted:

he is immortal you idiot

you absolute dunce

Much like the eternal science of Marxism-Leninism! :ussr:

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
but what about george rr martin, will he ever finish game of thrones?!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

he will be elected president in 2020, dead or alive

He won't even be nominated but that's not the point of this thread

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
old rich people dont die OP


your doomed OP!!!

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

I don't think so

He is healthy, strong and will outlive me and my unborn children.

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

All I know is when (or if) he dies, the succest Dems will be falling over themselves to claim him as their own and to "honor his legacy" or some poo poo.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
In his vacation beach house at R'lyeh dead Bernie waits dreaming

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003
i wish it was R'lyeh, then i could get some decent seafood around here

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
Idc if he dies on novemver 10 as long as he's alive to see through the election night and his acceptance speech

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
Diane Feinstein is 85 lmao

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
He’s a reverse Dorian Gray; the stronger capitalism is the older he becomes. it works in reverse too.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I put Bernie's chance of living for the next 10 year as higher than the average poster in this thread.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
bernie is forever.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

I believe Bernie is in the process of ascending to a higher plane of existence. While I am confident he will be strong and vital in 2020, I cannot say for certain if he will still be tethered to his meat husk or if he will have transcended to a form composed of pure light and fury. Either way he will win, and the only difference will be whether he chokes the bankers with his meat hands or incinerates them in rays of purifying incandescence.

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
:toxx: murder my rear end the day Bernie bites it

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Much like the eternal science of Marxism-Leninism! :ussr:

:hai:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
bernie sanders will be president of these GOD DAMNED United SNAKES of AMeriKKKA and he will put the entire senate to the wall

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i get a real "old jewish guy who lives into his 90s" vibe from bernie

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
he had goddamn better be

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Missus Dill
May 8, 2007

can you repeat the question

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Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
Will we?

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