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Binary Logic posted:Lord Sugar: An octopus, with a 40 inch hose, is a piece of diving equipment. It's somethiing to help people breathe underwater. But you bought an actual real live octopus I really enjoyed his baffled look when they all laughed and looked at him there.
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Bape Culture posted:false accounting and conspiracy to defraud She's a tory peer. That's all you need. First to the guillotine.
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Oct 5, 2018 23:11
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Manic X posted:Glad Sarah went. I don't like the loud obnoxious ones who can't complete a coherent sentence. Jackie is a trash person so I hope she's next. As for the boys - the brief smug look when that kid thought he struck gold by knocking 1 cent off in a supermarket. So far the men haven't done anything at all, none of them stand out as anything other than empty suits. Also there's something proper weird to me about them calling them "boys and girls".
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Oct 9, 2018 12:56
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Strom Cuzewon posted:How do you lose to an educational french comic with no french in it? Honestly. But they do really love showing one side seemingly making all the bad decisions and being poo poo then winning. While the boys were just really boring, again. I felt super bad for David, he absolutely did not deserve to go.
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Oct 12, 2018 23:40
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Just putting Sriacha on the top of the loving donut I can't even fit that in my head
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I'm interested in what goes on at the house, because (at least this year) they all seem super friendly with each other in a way I haven't really seen before.
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Oct 18, 2018 13:39
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Always making one team look like they're doing well and the other team are doing shittily then the ones who are doing well lose. Every time. Every season!
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Oct 24, 2018 23:37
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Slash posted:Sounds like his business plan was shite anyway. An app for connecting Drone Owners with Drone Pilots. Like WTF, who owns a drone and wants someone else to fly it? Can't imagine there's much of a market. And absolutely not something LORD SUGAR would ever invest in because it's too technological and isn't just a man stood outside a van.
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Oct 25, 2018 19:29
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Rick thinking that it was Kurran who got him fired is just... baffling.
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Nov 1, 2018 00:16
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It was another of those weeks where they gave the impression "The team with the high heels has absolutely won this and the other pair of trainers is poo poo and dumb" Then bam, the other side won. It happened last year and it was loving annoying then. I just want to see what they did please.
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Nov 4, 2018 09:56
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Khablam posted:That and almost never showing anything inside the house are the two things I miss most. I only started watching in series 5 so I don't remember every seeing anything in the house but I'm really tired of the 20 minute trope, it's stupid.
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Nov 4, 2018 12:34
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Why are the outfits only for women Why is Kurran living his dream and turning into The Room
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Nov 7, 2018 22:33
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Strategic Tea posted:This BA executive is deadpan comedy gold And the contestants are poo poo at answering the questions
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Nov 7, 2018 22:35
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Steve2911 posted:I genuinely think Pangea's a great name. Not for a party airline but it's annoying that even he doesn't know what it means, the thicko.
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Nov 7, 2018 22:42
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crispix posted:Like he was on the right lines. Nobody else had a clue. LEAVE HIM ALONE He's a nob.
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Nov 7, 2018 22:46
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I can't loving believe nobody has said that air stewards aren't only women. I really really don't get that, it's 2018.
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Nov 7, 2018 22:48
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He's such a poo poo even when he's going. Why did they give him a hug
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Nov 7, 2018 22:57
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crispix posted:Next week's thing is week 1 task. What are they even doing. Why am I still watching this :/ Because it's a funny gameshow, who cares about the overall premise.
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Nov 7, 2018 23:06
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Strom Cuzewon posted:I would love to book a holiday with Sexual Harassment Air. Nobody knows what anything is. Especially the people who're selected to be on stuff like this. When I was watching the Circle (which was Actually Good) even the intelligent ones were pretty in the dark about loads of stuff I'd say nearly everyone knows, like the names of all the planets.
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Nov 8, 2018 19:23
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Bacon Terrorist posted:That Interpol gag surely must have been a Shugs original I cant believe someone was paid to write that Oh god it didn't even make sense. This is 100% Tom's fault and we saw it coming, it just seemed so clear the 2k was the be all and end all.
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Nov 14, 2018 22:47
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Nov 14, 2018 23:00
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The most annoying tasks to me in Apprentice are where they've got a massive ticket thing and then a "regular" thing. So the regular thing earns them like £600 and the massive thing earns £3000 so if you gently caress up that massive thing you lose the whole task. It makes the regular thing feel pointless unless it's a knife edge sort of deal (which nowadays it barely ever is) over the final totals. I think their reaction to winning (even when they did badly) kinda shows that all the contestants are treating it entirely 100% as a game now though. They're even super nice to each other after the board room. Taear fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Nov 15, 2018 |
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Khablam posted:I always found that somewhat relevant, it's just the Pareto principle. If they can't work out where to best spend their efforts they'll fail in any business. I guess what I mean is that as soon as he didn't turn up to that we knew their team had lost, that it was all his fault....and it didn't matter.
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Nov 15, 2018 14:58
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Binary Logic posted:All the attempts at urban gardening were pathetic. I'm absolutely certain they're just not allowed. They must be told "You've got to have a sub team and they have to be doing something different". In the same way as they have the sum total of human knowledge on a box in their pocket and they're not allowed to use that even though that's absolutely ridiculous.
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Nov 16, 2018 10:47
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Strategic Tea posted:I'd like to see some episodes where both sides do a genuine good job It did used to happen, it's definitely happened in the last few years. Where they were both pretty good and only the minor task separated the two teams. Never does now.
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Nov 17, 2018 13:26
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Bacon Terrorist posted:The least deserving of the three getting the bullet there I'd argue. I think it should have been Mark, I wonder if he has an exciting business plan or something.
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Steve2911 posted:I'd give Sabrina the 'probably a decent person, and therefore cannot win' award this year. Naah , usually the normal people do win. Just look at Alana who was absolutely awful on the tasks but still came across as "regular" I just had a look at the Reddit for apprentice thinking it might be more active but it's only got 500 readers and barely any posts. I do wonder how much actual engagement this show has nowadays although I assume it's really cheap to make. Taear fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Nov 24, 2018 |
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Nov 24, 2018 10:01
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Binary Logic posted:If Karen was on the show as a mentor, at least she'd have something to do. But since camera crews follow the teams around there isn't even a real reason she had to fly to Glasgow or be on site for the tasks. She's there to call them out if they lie. I mean you don't actually need a person to do it in that way but I get why it's like that in the format of the show.
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Nov 25, 2018 16:38
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Khablam posted:Except often they get away with lying because they're not next to Karen/Claude. Like when? They say subjective stuff like "I didn't think that" but if they're saying numbers and etc they get called out.
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Nov 25, 2018 21:35
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Rondette posted:Yeah genuinely surprised about that. I guess she is trying to look older? Yea her car speech felt a lot more...."nice" than others. Glad Tom has finally been fired. Camilla is going out with someone my girlfriend knows so I knew she was 22 but she still doesn't look it at all, I'd have put her in her late 20s I think. They also never make a big point of her being young like they do with other people.
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eating only apples posted:Spent the entire episode wondering how the gently caress the sexy santa chocolate was going to win, because the apprentice edit is always a thing. Reverse-apprentice-edited! This is entirely what I was thinking as well, it just felt like that's how it always goes. I was really relieved
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graventy posted:Since when can they make up complete bullshit in the pitches? A huge marketing push? I mean I guess everyone involved knows this is a fake offer for a fake product on a tv show, but still. This season has felt generally more fake than before, like when they're being horrible to each other in the boardroom but the show shows us them saying "Good luck" as they leave, which is what happened on the last one. Really weird. Still looking forward to the interviews though. I maintain that Sian and maybe Daniel are the ones that'll get through although Sabrina seems a candidate for that too. It's more because they seem more "normal" and not just there for good TV.
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Comrade Fakename posted:Kind of poo poo of the production team that the contestants had to do pitches like they have a dozen times but this time they had to go to acting workshops specifically so that they would extra humiliate themselves. Really, where did you see that?
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Steve2911 posted:In the show. I must not have been paying attention, I don't remember that at all!
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Bape Culture posted:Anyone watch that bbc documentary about the Dubai princess? I thought it was very good Looks like someone got the wrong thread.
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Dec 10, 2018 21:49
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How're you going to make money out of something that insanely enormous dairy conglomerates do.
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eating only apples posted:I found Sian's swimwear website and it looks pretty horrible, most of them don't even fit the model properly. And so much underboob. Do you think this means she wins?
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Powerleague do I think? She's a tory peer, what more do you need.
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