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Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Thank you, Azelia Banks, for enabling this SEC investigation.

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Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
George W. Bush had a great time dancing with Michelle Obama at John McCain's funeral.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Some feel the king of Saudi Arabia went too far in turning the site of the 2022 World Cup into an island and surrounding it with nuclear waste.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
As a teen, the newest Supreme Court justice kept a private diary about daily toothbrushing and abstinence from sexual violence.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Ground floor of a legendary thread

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bernie Sanders will be president in 2020

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

trump

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The so-called "Porn Star Lawyer's" Twitter is almost as good as Mahmoud Ahmadiejad's, if the man keeps this up he could be president in a few years.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The people of Israel live in constant fear of Gazan terror kites.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Brexit will kill more Englishmen than the IRA, and that's great news for Bitcoin.


e; Improper syntax and capitalization on my part, apologies, please find your shift key ITT.

Willie Tomg has issued a correction as of 17:44 on Sep 28, 2018

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
The prisoners who fight California's wildfires are legally barred from pursuing work as firefighters after they serve their sentences.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
During questioning about sexual assault alleged against him, a supreme court nominee asked a senator known for having an alcoholic father if she had ever gotten very drunk.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Donald Trump is president.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I'm gay.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

After a plane full of people became mysteriously ill, the nation turned to Vanilla Ice during the time of crisis.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

an actual dog posted:

Donald Trump is president.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

My posts are good.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Elon Musk built a child sized submarine out of spare rocket parts and attempted to pilot it into an empty cave to prove that it could have theoretically saved a youth soccer team that had already been rescued in order to show that the actual rescuer was a liar and pedophile

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Karl Barks posted:

Elon Musk built a child sized submarine out of spare rocket parts and attempted to pilot it into an empty cave to prove that it could have theoretically saved a youth soccer team that had already been rescued in order to show that the actual rescuer was a liar and pedophile

Elon Musk lied about having funding secured to take his stock private at $420, because Grimes told him it was the weed number.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

A nationally known porn star was paid $125,000 by the president of the united states in order to prevent her from telling the world about his mushroom shaped penis, resulting in a lawsuit filed by a celebrity lawyer that is attempting to stake a credible claim as the next president of the united states.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
A signifigant portion of those defending the actions of Elon Musk claim to believe all opposition against him derives from the machinations of stock shorters.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
World famous singer Grimes investigates Amazon facilities and determines there is no interest in unionization.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
The Republican party are shocked at an attempt to derail the nomination of a Supreme Court justice.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

It do be like that.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
John McCain is dead and the world is a better place without him.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
China has criticized America for turning its back on free trade.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Karl Barks posted:

A nationally known porn star was paid $125,000 by the president of the united states in order to prevent her from telling the world about his mushroom shaped penis, resulting in a lawsuit filed by a celebrity lawyer that is attempting to stake a credible claim as the next president of the united states.

Lol

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Student loans make up more than 50% value of United States federal government assets.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
The size and shape of the sitting President's penis has been discussed in the national media several different times over the last several years.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
There will be voters in the midterms who were born after the invasion of Afghanistan.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
It is probable that an American service member born after 9/11 will be killed in action in Afghanistan before the war has ended.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
More than half of registered Democrats approve of George W. Bush.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
Infowars was granted a White House press pass

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
some idiot white dude started a social media account to rate other people’s pictures of dogs and it somehow made himself rich partly because he would make the dog names more white in order to not offend anyone. he is now getting speaking gigs for women business leaders

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

The United states is protecting a socialist mini state from a revanchnist right wing psuedo dictatorship next door it is allied with for several years

Agnostalgia
Dec 22, 2009
Multiple sitting U.S. senators and the guy from Stella have weighed in to tell America that being an actual rapist is not disqualifying for a potential Supreme Court Justice, as long as it happened in the past.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Karl Barks posted:

A nationally known porn star was paid $125,000 by the president of the united states in order to prevent her from telling the world about his mushroom shaped penis, resulting in a lawsuit filed by a celebrity lawyer that is attempting to stake a credible claim as the next president of the united states.

The bold text here proves how worthless American politics has become.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


If I went back in time to ye olde days of say 2014 and showed people this thread and claimed it's all true I'd be immediately locked up for insanity

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
A reality TV star who became famous on a show hosted by the current president recorded hours of conversations with multiple senior staff members while she worked as one of the highest-paid advisers in the white house and subsequently went on another reality show in an attempt to protect herself from the secret service.

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
The Republican party lined up behind a pedophile running for a Senate seat in Alabama.

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