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Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
After years of advocacy on behalf of the Russian government and Vladimir Putin in American media, the position of Russian Special Envoy to the United States was awarded to Steven Seagal.

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Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
The most overwhelmingly powerful media organization in the world is Facebook.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
The most overwhelmingly powerful political platform in the world is Twitter.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
Peter Navarro, now Director of the White House National Trade Council, was initially offered a position in the White House after the president's son-in-law found one of his books while searching Amazon for economics publications critical of China.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
John Dowd, lead counsel to President Donald Trump in the FBI's special investigation into potential collaboration between the Trump campaign and the Russian government to influence the 2016 election, discovered through a mock interview that the President was unable to avoid compulsively perjuring himself; he later resigned when the President dismissed his warnings about being interviewed by the FBI's special counsel.

(:airquote:allegedly:airquote:)

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

Mayor Dave posted:

Rockstar games plans to accurately portray shrinkage for horses in their new game.

:yeshaha:

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
In the near future, war is likely to erupt between nuclear powers for control of water resources.



e: :hurr: somebody already posted this

Salacious Spy has issued a correction as of 19:19 on Oct 1, 2018

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
Likely contenders for the next presidential election include the reality TV star incumbent, a celebrity lawyer, and Oprah.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

ShriekingMarxist posted:

Per an inside source, the President of the United States is incontinent, and can often be seen in mismatched suit pants due to messing himself. In one instance, the President defecated in his pants during a large meeting that needed to be suspended while he could clean up and change. The room was so rank with the smell of the President's feces that several complained on the record, which can be accessed via the Freedom of Information Act.

:stonk: uh. source?

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

ShriekingMarxist posted:

somethingawful user 2DCAT who is a government toucher in DC and just finished a stint doing something for the fed. they won't give us any FOIA keywords to get their e-mail about the incident :(

well I guess the thread title doesn't specify verifiable :thunk:

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Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
A notorious drug lord and head of the most infamous Mexican cartel was finally arrested and extradited due in large part to the efforts of Sean Penn on behalf of Rolling Stone magazine.

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