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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
During questioning about sexual assault alleged against him, a supreme court nominee asked a senator known for having an alcoholic father if she had ever gotten very drunk.

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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
A popular black american entertainer called for the repeal of the 13th amendment.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

ShriekingMarxist posted:

Per an inside source, the President of the United States is incontinent, and can often be seen in mismatched suit pants due to messing himself. In one instance, the President defecated in his pants during a large meeting that needed to be suspended while he could clean up and change. The room was so rank with the smell of the President's feces that several complained on the record, which can be accessed via the Freedom of Information Act.

I thought we couldn't find those complaints.

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