Plain, Factual, and Uninflected Sentences Written In 2018

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Plain, Factual, and Uninflected Sentences Written In 2018

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Per an inside source, the President of the United States is incontinent, and can often be seen in mismatched suit pants due to messing himself. In one instance, the President defecated in his pants during a large meeting that needed to be suspended while he could clean up and change. The room was so rank with the smell of the President's feces that several complained on the record, which can be accessed via the Freedom of Information Act.

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smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Jim Long-un posted:

uh. source?

somethingawful user 2DCAT who is a government toucher in DC and just finished a stint doing something for the fed. they won't give us any FOIA keywords to get their e-mail about the incident

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