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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Wutang might be dangerous


The 45th President of the United States has needed to be reminded that Professional Wrestling is not real on at least 1 occasion

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 03:26 on Sep 30, 2018

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Wutang might be dangerous


The UN General Assembly is not laughing with the President.

Edit: Realized this is inflected

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 08:12 on Sep 30, 2018

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Wutang might be dangerous


The President stared directly into the sun after repeatedly being warned not to.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Wutang might be dangerous


Willie Tomg posted:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/fbi-agent-shot-booby-traps-house-oregon-gregory-humboldt-a8564416.html

Please try to constrain yourselves, everyone, this thread is for plain and uninflected single sentences describing things that happened this year.

The rapid rate at which scandals, gaffes and darkly comic absurdities emanate from the American government causes a subjective time dilation effect because human perception of time is based on our recollection of memorable events.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Office Pig posted:

Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1991. Brett Kavanaugh, immediately after hearings which suggested his hiring of women trained into his office for sexual use by Amy Chua and other ivy league alumni, vowed to hire large numbers of women onto his staff.

After being accused of sexual assault, Brett Kavanaugh offered up a calendar from High School that clearly didn't have "Go to a party where I attempt to rape someone" as an entry.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Wutang might be dangerous


Can't find the tweet I got this from so I'm paraphrasing:

The Republicans who won 2018 elections include several people who have been indicted, a guy who made bigfoot pornography and a dead pimp.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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The space heater is pretty suspicious.

For on topic content:

Our president has bragged about how well he did on a dementia test.

He forced his doctor to write a letter claiming his tests all came back with "only positive results".

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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The American President is a racist septugenarian who gets instructions on what to think from his TV.

The Congressional majority doesn't do anything to remove him from power out of fear of angering their base: racist septugenarians who get instructions on what to think from their TV.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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No one wants to be the President's chief of staff because it means playing babysitter to a petulant, abusive, micromanaging idiot who actively resists learning how to do his job.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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paul_soccer10 posted:

the president stared at the sun as people shouted "mr president no!!!" and then on another occasion pooped his pants and had to be rushed out of a christmas tree lighting event

Tbf one of those is only alleged.

The other we have video evidence of!

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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System Metternich posted:

The President of the United States was asked on live TV whether he was a Russian agent and refused to answer.

This is the same President who asked Russia to gain access to his opponent's personal email account on live TV.

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