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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Plain, Factual, and Uninflected Sentences Written In 2018

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Exactly 1488 children remain missing after being forcefully separated from their parents at the US/Mexico border

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dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Months before declaring that they fell in love with each other, the President of the United States regularly took to Twitter to personally insult the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 02:55

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Poniard posted:

Mike Pence hosed a horse.

Mike Pence was hosed by a horse

# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 16:35

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

After allegations of sexual assault and rape came out, support for confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh to be the next Supreme Court justice went up among white men

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 14:59

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Dead Beef posted:

The President of the United States had sex with a porn star.

The lawyer for the porn star the president had sex with has challenged the president�s son to a charity boxing match.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 04:46

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