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Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Thank you, Azelia Banks, for enabling this SEC investigation.

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Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
George W. Bush had a great time dancing with Michelle Obama at John McCain's funeral.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Some feel the king of Saudi Arabia went too far in turning the site of the 2022 World Cup into an island and surrounding it with nuclear waste.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
As a teen, the newest Supreme Court justice kept a private diary about daily toothbrushing and abstinence from sexual violence.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The so-called "Porn Star Lawyer's" Twitter is almost as good as Mahmoud Ahmadiejad's, if the man keeps this up he could be president in a few years.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The people of Israel live in constant fear of Gazan terror kites.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Brexit will kill more Englishmen than the IRA, and that's great news for Bitcoin.


e; Improper syntax and capitalization on my part, apologies, please find your shift key ITT.

Willie Tomg has issued a correction as of 17:44 on Sep 28, 2018

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
When helping service an eviction notice, an FBI agent dodged a deadly hot tub before being shot by a booby trapped empty wheelchair at a 15-acre property littered with Home Alone-style traps.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Chillgamesh posted:

source please

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/fbi-agent-shot-booby-traps-house-oregon-gregory-humboldt-a8564416.html

Please try to constrain yourselves, everyone, this thread is for plain and uninflected single sentences describing things that happened this year.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Rian Johnson is now convinced that the negative reaction his Star Wars movie received is a result of an active campaign of disinformation run by either the FSB or the GRU, he's not sure which.

Willie Tomg has issued a correction as of 07:54 on Oct 3, 2018

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
If Saudis really sent a 15-member assassination team to Turkey to murder and dismember a prominent journalist, it could unravel the crown prince's effort to cultivate an image in the West as a reformer.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
In order to establish its business reputation with the CIA, NSA, and FBI, Elemental Technologies--a PLA catspaw--took as clients the Mormon church, which used the technology to beam sermons to congregations around the world, and the adult film industry, which did not.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
One of the new Disney animated shorts ends with Goofy unhinging his jaw with a wrench so Mickey and Minnie can climb into his stomach, have a romantic dinner for two, and gently caress while Goofy plays violin and chortles as they bump and grind inside him.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Feranon posted:

How can you describe something so loving hot and not include a link??

i was almost like "fuckers we are on the internet together" but then i realized that it was a dick move to insist some folks have certain terms in their search history

https://twitter.com/commondsneyfan/status/1048800683632336896

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
"If the clown were ever to inadvertently come into contact with a hamburger, we would have both the hamburger and clown destroyed" --official McDonaldsTM press release

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Most of what we know about the practical application of the Citizens United ruling we learned from a box of papers found in a Montana trap house.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Good news everyone; Keith Ellison was actually a battered husband all along!

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Isaac Gilmore took the money he made killing Yemenis and invested it in Californian hash oil.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
A resume screening company scrapped its algorithm after an audit revealed that the two highest indicators of success were if your name was "Jared" and if you played high school lacrosse.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
https://qz.com/1427621/companies-are-on-the-hook-if-their-hiring-algorithms-are-biased/

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The leading Amazon's Choice of infant Halloween costume this year is Supreme Court Judge Who Likes Beer.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Law enforcement simply cannot ascertain at present the motives of the Jew hating Nazi that frequently posted Jew hatred on a Nazi website before he killed Jews, this morning.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The new president of Brazil is on record that Ellen Page is too pretty to be gay.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

McGavin posted:

Rep. Sapareto’s choice: Creampie Apocalypse.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Authorities have so far uncovered nothing to suggest that two Saudi Arabian sisters whose bodies were found duct-taped together on the banks of the Hudson River were victims of foul play, according to a law enforcement official who spoke to CNN on the condition of anonymity.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Charlie Kirk was power user on premium adult escort website while living rent-free with his parents.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
A Facebook spokesperson said that the "white genocide conspiracy theory" ad buy didn't violate the company's ad rules because it was a category the company itself had generated.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Literally the first thing I encountered in the vicinity of the Cruz/Trump rally was Alex Jones screaming at a pile of poo poo.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
"kafir" and also:

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
In an artificial life simulation where survival required energy but giving birth had no energy cost, one species evolved a sedentary lifestyle that consisted mostly of mating in order to produce new children which could be eaten (or used as mates to produce more edible children).

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The Wikipedia edit war on the entry for "neurotic" entered its second year last month.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
DJ Khaled and Floyd Mayweather Jr. have been charged with cryptocurrency fraud by the Securities and Exchange Commission.

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Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
President Rodrigo Duterte admitted he was taking marijuana to keep him awake, citing his hectic schedule.

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