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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Things We've Learned Over the Last Few Years:

Irony/parody racism is indistinguishable from actual racism.

Sunlight is not the best disinfectant, it just lets filth take root.

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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Well sah I might not be some big city lawyah but might I alert the good and kind members of the jury that this here is Queensland *fires adler shotgun at ceiling*

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

BBJoey posted:

Remember the Qld cop who sent the address of a domestic violence victim to the victim’s abuser who he was mates with? It gets better.


This is loving insane. I’m livid about this. What the gently caress is this Kafka horseshit.

Yeah this poo poo is insanely hosed. How Punchard isn't in loving jail is beyond me

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

JBP posted:

Well sah I might not be some big city lawyah but might I alert the good and kind members of the jury that this here is Queensland *fires adler shotgun at ceiling*

Space court

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

BBJoey posted:

Remember the Qld cop who sent the address of a domestic violence victim to the victim’s abuser who he was mates with? It gets better.


This is loving insane. I’m livid about this. What the gently caress is this Kafka horseshit.

Holy loving poo poo.

Queensland loving cops man....

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Gridlocked posted:

Also apparently I missed the report yesterday where Clive was in court over the Queensland Nickel shite and only a few weeks ago had dinner in Bulgaria with his wanted-by-the-AFP nephew

I’m not sure how they coordinated to be at the same place at the same time though, because apparently Palmer doesn’t have the phone number or any other method of contacting his nephew. :sigh:

It’s awesome that rich people can just lie under oath and keep all the money they scammed.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

fiery_valkyrie posted:

I’m not sure how they coordinated to be at the same place at the same time though, because apparently Palmer doesn’t have the phone number or any other method of contacting his nephew. :sigh:

It’s awesome that rich people can just lie under oath and keep all the money they scammed.

Changing this is what the greens should be running on.
Economic fixes.
Executing the rich.

As a sideline we can fix all the social issues an save the refugees.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

hooman posted:

Things We've Learned Over the Last Few Years:

Irony/parody racism is indistinguishable from actual racism.

Sunlight is not the best disinfectant, it just lets filth take root.

turns out CHUDs are like Kryptonians, sunlight and media exposure just makes them stronger.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

hooman posted:

Changing this is what the greens should be running on.
Economic fixes.
Eating the rich.

As a sideline we can fix all the social issues an save the refugees.

Fixed that for you.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

BBJoey posted:

Remember the Qld cop who sent the address of a domestic violence victim to the victim’s abuser who he was mates with? It gets better.


This is loving insane. I’m livid about this. What the gently caress is this Kafka horseshit.

That is some insane circular logic
1. The individual is not responsible for a breach, the agency is. See 2
2. The agency is not responsible for the actions of the individual. See 1

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006



Stop getting my hopes up about him going full scorched earth on Q&A.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
https://mobile.twitter.com/mattvbrady/status/1057375341704957952

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
I feel like the kid running around yelling out that there's a fight going on behind the dunnies.

Senor Tron posted:

Stop getting my hopes up about him going full scorched earth on Q&A.

https://twitter.com/TurnbullMalcolm/status/1057822178568110080

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

BBJoey posted:

Remember the Qld cop who sent the address of a domestic violence victim to the victim’s abuser who he was mates with? It gets better.


This is loving insane. I’m livid about this. What the gently caress is this Kafka horseshit.

If only you'd linked to the thing you were reading. The word complaint there makes me think it's literally referring to a complaint made to oaic, not a criminal case.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Gridlocked posted:

Also apparently I missed the report yesterday where Clive was in court over the Queensland Nickel shite and only a few weeks ago had dinner in Bulgaria with his wanted-by-the-AFP nephew

It's pathetic the way we let the rich get away with poo poo


What is wrong with Scott morrisons face

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
he's ugly

that said at least he's not dutton ugly

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Isn't this character making fun of actors that play disabled people for credit rather than making fun of disabled people? idk if that translates to wearing it at Halloweeen though.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

should have gone as RDJ's character.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Doctor Spaceman posted:

I feel like the kid running around yelling out that there's a fight going on behind the dunnies.


https://twitter.com/TurnbullMalcolm/status/1057822178568110080

Nice meltdown

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



snoremac posted:

he's ugly

that said at least he's not dutton ugly

He has the physical mannerisms of a children's entertainer but the psychic characteristics of a child abuser

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
https://abc.net.au/news/2018-11-01/coal-report-warns-of-grim-future-for-australian-thermal-coal/10452456?pfmredir=sm

Sounds like we should build more fair dinkum power stations for all that coal we can't sell.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
I read the front page article of the Australian today and now I’m dead. Their response to the head of Atlassian’s comment that “fair dinkum power” is a bullshit talking point is some completely random couple living beyond their means going “I heard that renewables aren’t cost effective”

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Solemn Sloth posted:

I read the front page article of the Australian today and now I’m dead. Their response to the head of Atlassian’s comment that “fair dinkum power” is a bullshit talking point is some completely random couple living beyond their means going “I heard that renewables aren’t cost effective”

Sorry, but don't you mean a random couple of battlers?

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

The Hon. Malcolm Turnbull: okay i'm mad now????? go off I guess

Three shitposter former prime ministers at once, and one sitting one

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Nov 1, 2018

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Solemn Sloth posted:

I read the front page article of the Australian today and now I’m dead. Their response to the head of Atlassian’s comment that “fair dinkum power” is a bullshit talking point is some completely random couple living beyond their means going “I heard that renewables aren’t cost effective”


I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Qld man charged with assaulting baby

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
*gets politely shot down on twitter by MT* Sorry I'm sorry. I'm trying to remove it.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Also spot the tipoff that these old freaks can only clumsily articulate their culture war through scribbled notes taken from American media figures

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottMorrisonMP/status/1057423920830144513

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

The Peccadillo posted:

Also spot the tipoff that these old freaks can only clumsily articulate their culture war through scribbled notes taken from American media figures

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottMorrisonMP/status/1057423920830144513

It's that both Miranda Devine and Scott Morrison are from NSW where gender isn't recorded on driver's licences.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Doctor Spaceman posted:

It's that both Miranda Devine and Scott Morrison are from NSW where gender isn't recorded on driver's licences.

None of them do

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
yeah i just looked at mine and shock horror, no gender!

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
Well he said he'd never remove it :shrug:

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE



thatbastardken posted:

yeah i just looked at mine and shock horror, no gender!

But how do you know what gender you are? If the cops pull you over how do they know?

Madness!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
lol if you think a white qlder has to worry about that

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
They need to put gender on driver's licenses because women cannot drive very well.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Why have drivers at all?

https://twitter.com/joshgnosis/status/1057853014071898114

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
poo poo, he fixed it already, what a smart appointment

just bring the prisons to the kids

https://mobile.twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status/1057583869048877056

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Nov 1, 2018

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

The Peccadillo posted:

poo poo, he fixed it already, what a smart appointment

just bring the prisons to the kids


quote:

“Is it surprising that the cellular prison, with its regular chronologies, forced labour, its authorities of surveillance and registration, its experts in normality, who continue and multiply the functions of the judge, should have become the modern instrument of penality? Is it surprising that prisons resemble factories, schools, barracks, hospitals, which all resemble prisons?”

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Gender is the new burqa

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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

The Peccadillo posted:

poo poo, he fixed it already, what a smart appointment

just bring the prisons to the kids

https://mobile.twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status/1057583869048877056

Now this is some primo special envoy action.

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