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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Laserface posted:

Gender is the new burqa

... b ban the gender?

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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
can't wait for Are Pauline to show up at parliament house in a gender, which she then dramatically removes

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

thatbastardken posted:

can't wait for Are Pauline to show up at parliament house in a gender, which she then dramatically removes

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

WE HAVE TO CONTROL OUR ENVIRONMENT
IF YOU SEE ME POSTING OUTSIDE OF THE AUSPOL THREAD PLEASE TELL ME THAT I'M MISSED AND TO START POSTING AGAIN
https://twitter.com/RichardDiNatale/status/1057856691234951168?s=20

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


Holy loly

All the more reason to always use Robinson's super toffee real name

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
New thread when?

We need our vicpol election thread.


Also
https://twitter.com/JarrodPotter/status/1057868941291220992

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Tony_Robinson/status/1057874451923120128

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
Good news everybody

https://twitter.com/joshbutler/status/1057475435611607041?s=21

quote:

Ticket holder Ezequiel Trumper told ten daily he was disappointed the promoter did not offer refunds initially, and did not want to attend McInnes' tour.

"I don't even know who [McInnes and Robinson] are. I don't think that was the right thing to do," he said.

"If you book to see Elton John, you don't get that replaced with a ticket to see Phil Collins."

Trumper said he had emailed the promoter several times but was "ignored", and has lodged a complaint with NSW Fair Trading.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
(no word on why)

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

The Peccadillo posted:

Also spot the tipoff that these old freaks can only clumsily articulate their culture war through scribbled notes taken from American media figures

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottMorrisonMP/status/1057423920830144513



I loving can't wait for these fuckwits to be voted out at the next election. Who the gently caress would think it is a good idea to use a Miranda Devine article to help you enforce a point?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Miranda Devine regards herself as one of the less conservative Murdoch writers, and coined the term "delcon" (deluded conservative) to describe the rusted-on Abbott supporters.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/verbaliza/status/1056779908637020161

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

You Am I posted:

I loving can't wait for these fuckwits to be voted out at the next election. Who the gently caress would think it is a good idea to use a Miranda Devine article to help you enforce a point?

Scomo as a character kind of begins and ends at some banal yet venal old dipshit who internalises Miranda articles

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Catching up with the drama of Auspol:

Hey Cartoon, it's not the 70's any more and even if Love Thy Neighbour did have an Australian spin-off, those days are gone.

DRINK ME posted:

That is some insane circular logic
1. The individual is not responsible for a breach, the agency is. See 2
2. The agency is not responsible for the actions of the individual. See 1

You can take the cop out of Queensland but you can't take Queensland out of the cop. They just do business differently up there.

https://twitter.com/TurnbullMalcolm/status/1057822178568110080

This is a man who was actually a politician LOL.

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Miranda Devine regards herself as one of the less conservative Murdoch writers, and coined the term "delcon" (deluded conservative) to describe the rusted-on Abbott supporters.

Miranda Devine is a Bolt-class troll who is considerably more intelligent than Bolt. Someone who loves to viciously attack the less-privileged, yet equally protective of her backstory. Her bio reads like a corporate drone, referring to herself as a 'Catholic and a mother'. No normal person describes themselves like that.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

The Peccadillo posted:

(no word on why)

They're trying to radicalise people that bought tickets to the milquetoast show.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

ewe2 posted:

Her bio reads like a corporate drone, referring to herself as a 'Catholic and a mother'. No normal person describes themselves like that.

It is kind of corporate, isn't it. Profficient in moral authority and family values, intermediate skills in PowerPoint

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

JBP posted:

They're trying to radicalise people that bought tickets to the milquetoast show.

It's because everyone lost their minds and put him in the headlines last time, getting Coulter on board and selling the tickets, but now no media outlets give a poo poo, which, coupled with getting extremely fired from everywhere is Milo's kryptonite

And I can't imagine Coulter would stay attached to a CONTROVERSIAL FIREBRAND who no one talks about when the entire transaction was plainly to claw back some relevancy

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
Milo said he was writing a book called “Australia, You’re My Only Hope” which fans could pre-order on his website, wonder if they’ll see that money back.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

The Peccadillo posted:

It is kind of corporate, isn't it. Profficient in moral authority and family values, intermediate skills in PowerPoint

Defining her public persona according to the clubs she joined, that's someone who can't be honest with themselves let alone the public. It's patriarchal.

The Peccadillo posted:

And I can't imagine Coulter would stay attached to a CONTROVERSIAL FIREBRAND who no one talks about when the entire transaction was plainly to claw back some relevancy

It's weird that Coulter would even go along with it, she's completely out of his league. Talk about corporate drones, she's a CEO.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Coulter's problem is that she doesn't stand out from the crowd any more.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
She was a Bush/early Obama era pundit on Fox, she hasn't been a celebrity figure in a good long while, that's why the closest right wing celebrity she could hitch her wagon to to regain some public traction was fuckin' Disgraced and Abandoned Milo's Second Australia Tour

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Anyway, if you went to one of these schools hit 'em up and tell 'em off

https://mobile.twitter.com/sallyrugg/status/1057770937934786561

It's also pretty funny and telling that convention got changed to covenant in "United Nation's International Convention on Civil and Political rights"

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Nov 1, 2018

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Say what you like about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again


Interesting timing.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Anidav posted:



Interesting timing.

loving hell

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Remember that time Leigh Sales, Emma Alberici and Chris Uhlmann helped Abbott steal the 2013 election ?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the ABC

A Boomer Tale

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Remember when some black kids broke a window at some mcdonalds and punched a white kid who came to buddy up and film, and they got the white kid's saffa dad on the prime time news saying "these aw nawt children, these aw prawffesional criminels"?

And then various media outlets hunted young black people to ask for comment, and Peter Dutton said something must be DONE

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Nov 1, 2018

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

Anidav posted:



Interesting timing.
For more than two years, the media has been reporting that Melbourne is in the grip of a crimewave, overrun by African street gangs responsible for a wave of violence and theft.
Images of brawling Sudanese teens and hooded armed robbers have spread terror and stoked a growing anger towards those "of African appearance".
Amongst the claims and counter claims, Four Corners reporter Sophie McNeill has spent weeks on the ground to get to the truth about "African" crime.

Sounds like it's just a sensational headline

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

bandaid.friend posted:

For more than two years, the media has been reporting that Melbourne is in the grip of a crimewave, overrun by African street gangs responsible for a wave of violence and theft.
Images of brawling Sudanese teens and hooded armed robbers have spread terror and stoked a growing anger towards those "of African appearance".
Amongst the claims and counter claims, Four Corners reporter Sophie McNeill has spent weeks on the ground to get to the truth about "African" crime.

Sounds like it's just a sensational headline

*cuts to white kids throwing rocks off a freeway overpass at cars*

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

but yeah that'd be my guess

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
If they wanna nail Dutton to the wall for attempting to incite racial hatred that'd be nice.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

hambeet posted:

*cuts to white kids throwing rocks off a freeway overpass at cars*

Apparently Adelaide basically went into state of emergency about that

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Don Dongington posted:

If they wanna nail Dutton to the wall for attempting to incite racial hatred that'd be nice.

No they have to be fair and balanced so they will ask Dutton one hard question and then cut to footage of Apex Gang members destroying a Volvo SUV.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahryan/vce-calmer-cafe-comments

Victoria's year 12 English test featured a fictional poor review of a cafe named Calmer Coffee. Incredibly funny students have been review-bombing a real shop, Calmer Cafe

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Anidav posted:

No they have to be fair and balanced so they will ask Dutton one hard question and then cut to footage of Apex Gang members destroying a Volvo SUV.

If it was a Porsche Macan GTS they might convince Caulfield to vote even more Liberal than they already will. If it's just a Volvo then clearly "they just aren't the right kind of people".

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Our gardener has a Volvo, nice enough chap, but we don't leave the cellar unlocked when he's about

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

Schlesische posted:

If it was a Porsche Macan GTS they might convince Caulfield to vote even more Liberal than they already will. If it's just a Volvo then clearly "they just aren't the right kind of people".

Make it a Cayenne and you'd have half the inner eastern suburbs

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Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Looks like some MP has fallen afoul of *checks notes* section 44

https://twitter.com/rharris334/status/1057948707205726208

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