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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Anidav posted:

Pretty sure guys is non gendered these days. Everyone says guys and I don't it's even a blip on the radar.

Ask any of your male (straight) friends if they gently caress guys and that will let you know if its gendered or not.

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
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Pillbug

Anidav posted:

Be honest here, how many of you think Scott Morrison will win the next election.

hi

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Anidav posted:

drat you guys love guessing the worst timeline will continue.

i haven't been proven wrong yet

unfortunately

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

"classic liberal"

they all look like that, the same way that products for gamers all look like that

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Don Dongington posted:

Update: currently walking up St Kilda road. No apex gangs yet. Will continue to update until I am inevitably captured and held to ransom because Melbourne is the new Rio

if you don't encounter an Apex Gang maybe its you who is the Apex Gang.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Box of Bunnies posted:

https://twitter.com/chriskkenny/status/1047331493985435648

https://twitter.com/chriskkenny/status/1047361739405160449

Maybe if they took the GST off dog loving he'd chill out a bit and stop being such a horrible ghoul

gently caress off Chris Kenny.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
JBP: Our immigration policy is hosed, but Labor support it because our population is full of racist gently caress heads and it would probably be political suicide to look soft on boats. The whole thing is hosed.

Auspol: Why do you hate refugees on a deep and personal level? Is this why you kill chickens?

GSC: why do you hate chickens?

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Starshark posted:

Now's a good time to post the Bristol Stool Chart

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Don Dongington posted:

TBH The current Labor govt aren't really very good. Aren't they still hellbent on approving the Adani mine?

Granted, the Andrews govt. want to give tanks to cops and the McGowan govt also wants to give tanks to cops also is continuing Barnett's tactic of bleeding the public sector so it's not a great comparison, but at least they both pretend to care about the environment.

Arguably the most important issue at present.

Labor want to build part of Metronet right through the center of a Bush Forever site, which is a loving fantastic way to wedge the Greens.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

JBP posted:

Yeah agreedo, I just meant more from a functional standpoint hasn't everything been done to bury this information in places that make it illegal to divulge even if you had the political willpower?

why do you think they should be kept secret and not released to the public?

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

JBP posted:

No worries, I'll get the money back because I only shop at Country Road/RM Williams.

*saunters into court room wearing cowboy boots and a flanelette shirt* now i'm not one o' them city types i'm just a regular hyper-chicken *spits into spitoon*

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Anidav posted:

Please stop insulting China

*earns 100 Citizenship Points*

*rating increases to Bronze*

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

JBP posted:

Gold membership gets you into all the best casinos.

hey jbp lets go on a bender in macau

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

AbortRetryFail posted:

Every single photo of Gladys Berejiklian makes it look like the entire bridge crew of her starship was taken out in a single blast and now she is in charge and has no idea what she is doing or what any of the buttons do

nerd

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
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Pillbug

hooman posted:

Driving the Naizis out of QUT is just something Australia has to do every couple of years, like Wacking Day.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
What's worse: advertising on the Opera House, or Christmas decorations on the Opera House

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

hooman posted:

General advertising is a bit yuck, but gambling advertising, something that's a loving blight on our population, is gross.

christmas decorations made out of poker chips

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

hambeet posted:

also jbp promising to join the greens in five years (back in 2013) if the alp internal party mechanics didn't improve

so comrade...

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Don Dongington posted:

I think I convinced my taxi driver to start a union on the way home.

I guess he'll be found beaten up by Mark Latham by the end of the week.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

norp posted:

And coal is good for humanity*

*Offer void on Earth

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

hooman posted:

Look at this gloating gently caress, enjoying his best years.

Its ok, I'll be dead well before 2050 and will make sure I haunt the gently caress out of him so he won't be able to enjoy anything.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
smdh if you don't just throw the bottle out after one use and go and buy a new one i don't want that crusty poo poo tainting my fountain brand tomato sauce on my coles sausages

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

thatbastardken posted:

I dunno, I'm in the mood for political violence a lot these days.

but but but the fourth pillar

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

also accurate

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

thatbastardken posted:

eventually nonviolence become an incitement to systemic violence

wow this makes you as bad as the fascists

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

thatbastardken posted:

possibly worse

:getin:

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Anidav posted:

Isn't RX better?

start a loving strawpoll over it m8

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
gently caress off Chris Kenny & Judith Sloan.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Urcher posted:

As in the popular Turkish wheat salad?

Its a fart joke.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Solemn Sloth posted:

He only supports same sex marriage on the off chance those “it will lead to bestiality” claims are right

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Count Chocula posted:

I�m really angry at Australia�s hatred of nuclear power. It�s a sign of the Luddite nature of this country. It�s clean and safe.

go and pepper spray a shark about it

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Aurubin posted:

Lol all I did was read a wikipedia article. I'm not trying to find any deep converts on this forum. Kinda wound up seeing conspiracy in this.

I'm coming for your uranium, gonna use it to jumpstart a series of MSRs for hydrogen production and desalination. And you can't stop my dastardly plan.

"someone" would poo poo in the foundations and ruin the concrete and stop your dastardly plan

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Don Dongington posted:

*Sally McManus strides into the room, flanked by Michele O'Neil and former president-cum-ALP MP Ged Kearny*

"Pint. Coopers."

And a hero was born.

*crowd turns on McManus for ordering Coopers due to their behavior during the marriage equality vote*

*LNP elected for another 4 terms*

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
Two Birds is owned and opperated by women and have a beer called Taco Beer.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Bullet Proof posted:

Taco beer sounds gross but I really wanna try one now

Taco Bird Memorial Beer

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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wanker

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Ora Tzo posted:

Greens get your poo poo together.

https://twitter.com/newmatilda/status/1050190335358394369

"A Greens NSW politician who has railed against defamation laws and their effects on free speech is suing multiple members of his own party – including demands for a $75,000 payout – after being publicly accused of sexually assaulting a young Greens staffer."

no, you can't make us

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

JBP posted:

If the Greens don't change their behaviour internally within the next five years I will join the Labor party.

c-comrade no :(

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Anidav posted:

Isn't the CEC those weirdos who believe the Royal Family is behind everything bad in this world?

The CEC are loving cranks and I have only ever met two in the wild before (which was on election day as I handed out HTVs and they just yelled out that they hated me and glared at me as they walked past).

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Aesculus posted:

Thus my suggestion: The CEC is the true Goons party we know it to be true in our hearts

The CEC: build nuclear plants in the desert, "wetlands" are a fraud invented by Prince Philip, Darwin was a Nazi, lets go to space, solar panels are the new Reichstag

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