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Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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Synthbuttrange posted:

Is this childcare center on Nauru?

Townsville, so slightly lower suicide rates I guess

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Don Dongington
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Count Chocula posted:

Other things my housemate believes: 9/11 was an inside job. The Roman Catholic Church invented Islam. Refugees get tons of money and housing and are treated really well, including the ones on Manus Island. The media is covering up a massive Muslim gang problem. The Virgin Mary was artificially inseminated by aliens. The Egyptian pyramids were generators for Tesla energy. Russian time travelers have gone back in time to ensure we live in the best timeline. White people were responsible for the American civil rights movement.

Move.

Don Dongington
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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thatbastardken posted:

the royal family getting whitlam dismissed
This one is more likely to be true than not, given the GG would likely have had to turn to Buckingham Palace for the go-ahead, and the fact that the Queen's private secretary won't release any of the correspondence, which is against convention, indicates there is an actual conspiracy here. Attended a small talk by the author/researcher of one of the recent books on the subject at the union national council this year.

thatbastardken posted:

the aum shinrikyo nuclear test in WA
I mean, it's really loving unlikely given the equipment and technology required to enrich uranium. They would have been better off just stealing a device from the collapsing soviet union - in which case the test would be unnecessary and also wasteful.

thatbastardken posted:

secret nuclear weapons (i've heard landmines, for salting the north in case of Communist Indonesian invasion)
Again really unlikely - if they were there, Americans would have had to have been there to manage them too. Also, I don't see the strategic benefit, as the amount of radiologically harmful material you'd need to disseminate across that extent of landmass as an area denial weapon would almost certainly lead to mass casualties across most of the region. You'd be far better off loading up a bunch of cruise missiles with VX and dropping them on any attempted beachhead.

But then most of the treaties prohibiting nuclear proliferation were broken in the 1980s by Reagan (see-West Germany), before he went hard at the whole nuclear disarmament schtick, then blew it all up because he wouldn't give up SDI, so gently caress who knows.

Don Dongington
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Doctor Spaceman posted:

ASIO did the Hilton Bombing.

ASIS bugged the East Timorese during negotiations over oil and gas rights so they could get the upper hand

Oh wait that's true

Don Dongington
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Jonah Galtberg posted:

tfw you're the australian labor party and you're being outflanked on the left by a lib

loving this.


Ora Tzo posted:

Shes totally preparing to be an independent?

She could absolutely pull it off if her electorate is anything like Wentworth... *peers* Oh poo poo that was Anna Burke's old electorate. She could have this in the bag if she plays it the right way.

Don Dongington
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Ghost Leviathan posted:

We do apparently have so much uranium that the Aborigines have a word for land that's too radioactive to survive in.

Isn't yellowcake mostly inert? Or I guess over a long enough timescale it wouldn't matter, 'mostly' would still kill you.

Don Dongington
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GoldStandardConure posted:

i know who del toro is, goomba

ROFL. Buddy, the only person I've ever met that can rival our own GSC on the movie sperg front is a literal, paid, movie critic.

That said if he ever recommends you a movie, run

Don Dongington
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Jonah Galtberg posted:

I love drivecore

No don't encourage him!

Or Nicholas Winding Refn for that matter.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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hambeet posted:

Lol what's that from

Dane Cook is leaking.

Source your quotes, assholes.

Don Dongington
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Count Chocula posted:

Scott Morrison and Peter Dutton are assholes and scumbags, but neither one is parroting alt-right talking points and anti-Semetic dog whistles. Though one Liberal had to take down a tweet about George Soros.

The anti-Semetic part is certainly true - but the alt right dog whistles bit? That's their only play.

You're confused because they're doing it right - the GOP, Trump and Fox keep saying the quiet part loud.

More of a dog foghorn.

Doghorn.

Don Dongington
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norp posted:

Actually most coal plants are not dispatchable

Dispatchable means it can be turned on and off quickly, big coal generators are not that - they need to burn a bunch of diesel (and time) to actually light up the coal and get to temperature.

Things like gas turbines, batteries and hydro plants are what is classed as dispatchable power.

Alan Jones *turning crimson* STOPP SSAYYINGG THAATTTT

Also youve got it all wrong, thread. The libs won't lose the election because of the corruption. Lib voters don't care about that poo poo because they know they'd totally do the same thing if they could.

It's the incompetence that's doing them in. They look like poo poo, embarassingly so, all the loving time. They're all idiots. Bishop couldn't even take the leadership from loving Scomo. Or Dutton for that matter, so don't tell me she's any kind of operator.

They're loving morons, and it's becoming harder and harder for selfish FYGM bastards to justify letting them drive the whole show into the ground.

I M O.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/nat...Update+20181029

Holy poo poo, they're really going to purge the alt reich fuckshovels out of the Liberal party by running high profile centrish women in all of them aren't they.

Don Dongington
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I think there was one AMA chief who was a proud liberal supporter and shilled for a few government policies but I feel like even he eventually started to distance himself from Dutton/Ley's horse poo poo.

Don Dongington
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froglet posted:

What's the odds the contractors are handling less complex cases while the full time staff are bogged down in the minutiae of documentation?

More likely the contractors have been instructed/encouraged to fob complicated cases off and not spend their time on them, to improve KPIs and SLA performance, without having to worry about people running to the CPSU and it getting on the news.

Don Dongington
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naeka posted:

Most basic of the basic and the reason sick days are lower is because if they take one they lose their contract and someone new has to be trained from scratch. CPSU have put out alot of information on the level this is going on at and it all comes down to the ASL caps at the end of the day.

Now if the ALP were smart, they'd sit down with the CPSU and get their ducks in a row, and launch a solid campaign on the disinformation and bad math at play here

But instead they'll just come up with a lovely slogan, that doesn't effectively counter the argument that "Well Centrelink are poo poo, so lets try their way".

Don Dongington
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naeka posted:

I think the general public just hate Centrelink way too much honestly. Any positive campaigns are just met with so much negativity I think it's more a matter of why bother you can't win. I am constantly amazed how much DHS is used as a punching bag by both parties cause of how easy a target Centrelink is when the government writes the rules. Even the ATO or ABS after the Census stuff up don't have anywhere near the hostility aimed at them.

It's easy to change track on that though. Centrelink aren't just the dole office anymore. You need to deal with them for Childcare subsidies, maternity leave payments, pension stuff, disability stuff.. The number of people who are having to deal with them for the first time has got to be trending upwards.

It's SO loving hard to get the maternity leave stuff set up, all sorts of little traps that add to the waiting period (like documentation requirements that nobody tells you about until you call up asking where your first payment is) that I'm positive anyone who doesn't really need it wouldn't bother going through it all, despite it being a national entitlement. The ALP brought that entitlement in, so they should be doing their best to defend it and tearing holes in the government for trying to attack it by stealth, by limiting access to Centrelink resources and making the process opaque and needlessly difficult.

Don Dongington
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I think Australia is the one country that doesn't have a critical issue with bees disappearing, fwiw.

Don Dongington
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Edit: ^^^

The Peccadillo posted:

Related to great barrier reef talk, one of Bolsanario's plans is to sell off the Amazon for strip mining, so don't expect much of a finger wag from our government for the butchery to come, their resource industry buds are in a goddamned slobbering frenzy for the dude

I can't wait to read in 6-12 months time about Fender and Gibson execs showing up at the capital on the Monday morning after the election with briefcases full of money, looking to bargain with a literal fascist over the rights to log the last of the Brazilian rosewood.

Don Dongington
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Anidav posted:

Labor just announced they will increase Newstart if in Government.

by how many cents a week?

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

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I think that's Di Natale's signature policy isn't it?

I was thinking to myself earlier today that $75 is pretty weak, I guess this confirms it!

Don Dongington
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Maybe if Barnaby wasn't so busy nutting in his staffers this wouldn't be happening.

Don Dongington
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I thought that was scoff.gif for a minute

Don Dongington
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Recoome posted:

So where do you think that people should go if they are wanting to, or are in the process of killing themselves?

We could have proper mental health clinics, staffed by a mixture of clinical (to handle medication) and counselling staff (to handle the other parts) where people could walk in when they're having such a bad time and be treated appropriately.

But we won't because we as a country still choose to stigmatise mental illness, while making a huge fuss about it on 2-3 allocated days of the year.

Don Dongington
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The Peccadillo posted:

This seems contrary to what Morrison said about the magic of science starting with faith or whatever

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/oct/31/academics-will-have-to-pass-national-interest-test-for-public-funding-coalition-says

The Morrison government says academics who want to apply for research council funding will now have to explain how their proposed projects will “advance the national interest.”
...
He said the government will be providing $3bn in grants over the next four years, and the national interest test would “improve the public’s confidence” in why those grants are awarded

“The value of specific projects may be obvious to the academics who recommend which projects should receive funding but it is not always obvious to a non-academic,” Tehan said.

“If you’re asking the Australian taxpayer to fund your research you should be able to articulate how that research will advance the national interest.


Talk aboutcher political correctness on campus, drat

So anything related to renewables, art, gender, philosophy, history that isn't incredibly generous to Western Civilisation/collonialism, climate change, environmentalism of any other sort, or might upset Alan Jones or a conservative back bencher will be denied.

Awesome.

Don Dongington
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AgentF posted:

Article should begin with "Disclaimer: there's no such thing as ghosts"

Turns out the Ghost was just Old Man Murdoch all along!

"And I woulda gotten away with it too if it wasn't for these drat fool communists"

Don Dongington
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Somewhere, on a farm in Victoria, Richard Di Natale begins to fade in and out of existence, ala Marty in Back to the Future.

"Oh gently caress, I'm becoming irrelevant"

Don Dongington
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Anidav posted:

Is change from within actually real or has become real under Bill Shorten?

It's not like the federal ALP weren't doing good environmental things under Gillard.

It's their refugee policy and dedication to neoliberalism that really stinks.

Don Dongington
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Didn't gross goons dox her and cause her to delete her account

Don Dongington
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Whitlam posted:

Is that picture from the Hun? Because if so, 1st implies at least a 2nd is coming. Not that I think this particularly is one (and not that I think anyone who votes Green generally reads the Herald Sun), but you know what I mean.

It's just porn for middle aged tory shitbags.

Nevermind the almost weekly scandals by Liberals and Nationals in all levels of government..

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Or maybe we shouldn't handwring about a handful of refugee boat arrivals, compared to the tens of thousands out there that need somewhere to live; or the thousands of other undocumented immigrants who overstay their visas every year; or unnecessary work visas granted for jobs that could be done by Australians (if it wasn't for the rampant wage theft).

It's amazing how the liberals have managed to warp the dialogue since 2013.

Don Dongington
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Remember that time Leigh Sales, Emma Alberici and Chris Uhlmann helped Abbott steal the 2013 election ?

Don Dongington
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If they wanna nail Dutton to the wall for attempting to incite racial hatred that'd be nice.

Don Dongington
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I'm going to laugh when Phelps votes with the government against a no-confidence vote citing stability and other crap, when they don't even have a parliamentary majority anymore.z

Edit: Holy poo poo, ARC grants

WHY DID THE HONOURABLE MINISTER FOR EDUCATION NOT DENY THIS ONE, MISTAH SPEAKAH

Don Dongington fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Nov 1, 2018

Don Dongington
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ahahahaha, we don't even need the high court for this one.

He's Jacob Wohl-level turbofucked.

Don Dongington
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Basically having 2 MPs who're questionably ineligible to be there, when said govt no longer holds a majority takes it beyond scandalous to "actually a loving major constitutional crisis", and Phelps would be complicit if she were to vote with them to maintain their hold on government.

They'll try, but it's definitely the kind of situation where the GG would be expected to step in.

Don Dongington
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I also want Labor to force Dutton to pay back his entire salary and entitlements bill for the entire period he was in violation of section 44, but you know shorten won't do that because :decorum:

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hambeet posted:

Isn't this all wishful thinking? Would Phelps really vote herself straight into another election as oppose to going 'i am here for stability and to get done what I said I would and this is just a distraction blah blah'?

The alternative is to prop up an illegal government, do you think that's much better?

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