Jon burned the hamburgers again.

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SPOOKCORE MEGGIDO posted:

they all are. I'm sorry I missed it dropping off.

It's time for performance reviews, buddy.

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Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Arrhythmia posted:

I literally cannot believe I still remember this, but it is Garfield canon that Lyman is locked up in the basement.

Not exactly

Mammal Sauce posted:

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Mammal Sauce posted:

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Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

Mammal Sauce posted:

Jesus �ing Christ

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dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

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Mammal Sauce posted:

amazing, amazing

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Mammal Sauce posted:

I'm so proud

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Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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Mammal Sauce posted:

holy gently caress

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Luxury Tent Carpet: Feb 13, 2005; I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Mammal Sauce posted:

outstanding

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I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Mammal Sauce posted:

incredible

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DerekSmartymans: Feb 14, 2005; The
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Mammal Sauce posted:

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Mammal Sauce posted:

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

dudeness posted:

Hahaha

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blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Mammal Sauce posted:

loving lol

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fakeaccount: Jun 22, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Who's Radium? Somebody explain this joke please

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

fakeaccount posted:

Who's Radium? Somebody explain this joke please

i�

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Guy Mann: Mar 28, 2016; by Lowtax

Is this the thread for Garfield fans and collectors? I never expected SA to cross over with this particular facet of my life but I am glad to see more genuine appreciation for Garfield here. Hopefully a few of us can say hello at next year's Garfield Gathering 😸🍝

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD0hc7yvxqY

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jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

Mammal Sauce posted:

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McPhearson: Aug 4, 2007; Hot Damn!

Blue Train posted:

Not exactly

I think he's referring to the number 1 explanation why Lyman's gone in the Garfield 20th Anniversary Collection:

Along with Lyman being chained up in the basement in Garfield�s Spooky Scavenger Hunt:

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a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

just googling "jon arbuckle" gives some pretty interesting results

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Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

a bone to pick posted:

just googling "jon arbuckle" gives some pretty interesting results

Uhh I don�t think that 4th one from the left is an �Odie impression� :catstare:

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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

extra row of teeth posted:

Uhh I don�t think that 4th one from the left is an �Odie impression�

You notice that and not the straight up John Arbuckle dick in second photo? Though I agree, that is not a very good Odie expression.

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Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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Jon Arbuckle is angered as Garfield ...

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Jon�s dick isn�t that large, how dare they disrespect Garfield canon like that.

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Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

a bone to pick posted:

just googling "jon arbuckle" gives some pretty interesting results

im loving dying at this

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Mega64 posted:

Jon’s dick isn’t that large, how dare they disrespect Garfield canon like that.

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Artsygrrl: Apr 24, 2007; I'm just here.; Grimey Drawer

Did someone mention Jon's personal videotapes?

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

fakeaccount posted:

Who's Radium? Somebody explain this joke please

The original coder who Lowtax hired to write all of the custom poo poo for the forums. He was terrible and wrote horrific code. Lowtax took forever to fire him, so the forums have been held together with hacks upon hacks for a decade. ~~All~~ most bugs are caused by his dumb poo poo

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StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

Fojar38 posted:

Jon Arbuckle is angered as Garfield ...

Jon punishes himself as he would his cat while obeying animal cruelty laws

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fakeaccount: Jun 22, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

The Glumslinger posted:

The original coder who Lowtax hired to write all of the custom poo poo for the forums. He was terrible and wrote horrific code. Lowtax took forever to fire him, so the forums have been held together with hacks upon hacks for a decade. ~~All~~ most bugs are caused by his dumb poo poo

thanks.

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