Nintendo Switch: Today we're debating the best controllers to shove up your ass.

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

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# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 01:33

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 00:31

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Leal posted:

Imagine being such an angry nerd you pay 10 bucks to own someone for closing a thread. Imagine being that nerd.

I own myself for free every day.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 01:54

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Add a Super Crown to Mega Man 11 and I�ll buy it.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 20:47

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Just kidding I�m not buying Mega Man 11 unless reviews are good, and besides I need to still beat 9 and 10 first so I don�t get spoiled on 11�s plot.

Mega Peach would still be neat though, Mega Man with hover would be pretty sweet.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 20:49

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Zibidibodel posted:

I'm calling now

The Kirby one is a nice touch.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 20:51

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1047171632110886912

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 22:51

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Al Borland Corpse posted:

Yeah if you destroy your copy of Xenoblade 2 it just reverts back to its core crystal. It will resonate again with whoever touches it after a recharge, if they have the ability to resonate.

I think you have to JO with a bud, each with a JoyCon in hand, to recharge the Xenoblade crystal.

Fortunately 90% of game time in Xenoblade is spent JOing to sword tits so it�s not that hard.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 21:13

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

eonwe posted:

I haven't bought a game on the switch in a while

whats the good new poo poo

Super Mario Bros. 3

# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 21:13

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

XyrlocShammypants posted:

How do you know? It’s possible but it may also be a substantial increase in power, or at least improved WiFi, Bluetooth, battery, screen which is also fine.

How do you know it won't be?

Hell, how do I know you're not a figment of my imagination, trying to corrupt my brain with sexy dragon ladies?

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 13:59

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

loquacius posted:

guys is it weird for me to be excited for a new mario party

because I'm going to a family reunion this weekend and I'm so jazzed to play Mario Party with my cousins that I finally bought a second Pro controller so 4 people can play if we turn the joycons sideways

Switch 2 sounds boring, where is mariopartychat

I think Mario Party only supports JoyCons and not Pro Controllers...

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 21:01

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I�m the smug Koopette/Peacha Troopa.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 07:04

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Japan also called Super Mario Bros 2 "Doki Doki Panic" so I don't really trust them here.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 14:04

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Every time I boot up Spla2n I am reminded of my own mortality.

That�s why I play ARMS instead.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 19:03

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Just kidding I only play with myself.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 19:04

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

When I boot up Splatoon 2 and hear the squids talk about maps, I get a feeling of dread and despair, and every time I grab my Nintendo Labo brand knife and contemplate ending it all, only for images of Bowsette to pop up in my mind to remind me that life is still worth living.

Then they stop talking and I have fun playing Splatoon 2.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 19:34

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Anyway I think Nintendo should compensate me for my emotional trauma by adding more NES games.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 19:35

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Alright, your complaints have encouraged me to add proper online support to Mario Party.

Give me a few minutes to learn how to code and fabricate a resume so Nintendo will hire me.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 22:20

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Al Borland Corpse posted:

Idiot.

If you can fabricate the resume you don't need to learn how to code

Just for that I�m gonna double the length of the Splatoon 2 map intro.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 22:23

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Al Borland Corpse posted:

You're just creating more localization jobs.

Nintendo�s incompetence is a net positive on our economy.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 22:29

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The day your kid takes pity on you and pulls their punches to let you win will be the saddest day in your life.

This is the sole reason why I�ll never have kids.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 11:21

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

good thing I got these new fancy switch controllers with the gyro

Don't put those controllers in the gyro, it won't taste as good and you might chip a tooth.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 01:06

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Even other controllers like the Pro Controller isn't supported.

Gyro sandwiches aren't supported either, and if you ask me that's a really dumb oversight.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 01:14

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

It�ll depend on whether Travis will still need to jerk off his sword to recharge it, the Wii motion controls kinda peaked with that one.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 08:18

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Games you like, but suck at.

All of them

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 16:25

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Your Computer posted:

help, my dog has jpg artifacts

Unfortunately we�re gonna have to put that dog to virtual sleep.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 01:30

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I feel pumpkin spice really brings out the flavor of Switch games.

Avocados are only good for storing your anime stash, but they work surprisingly well at that.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 01:30

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Sorry to go off topic for this one, but what are the best games on the Switch that involve using the JoyCon in a �jacking off the penis� motion? Asking for a friend who clearly needs to learn how to masturbate.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 01:32

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I don't know why they haven't heavily hyped a space exploration game, it's not like that's ever backfired before.

Mega64 fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Oct 9, 2018

# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 20:22

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Vita is life. Switch is home town.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 09:12

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Is all this why the left JoyCon is more prone to failure

# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 12:02

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Zibidibodel posted:

So then it's the hardest game BEFORE Zelda II?

Zelda I is the hardest Zelda game to come out before Zelda II.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 01:16

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Resisting the urge to "heal" Link in the towns with lonely young women. My Link must hate human contact or socializing in general because silent protagonists always reflect the player.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 09:13

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Takoluka posted:

At my job, we have an HR lady named Susan whose job is basically to report me to the CEO if I come close to anime tiddy. She caught me playing Senran Kagura on the bus, and now half my salary is earmarked for her retirement plan.

Sounds like the type of person who would appreciate Gay Anime Vampires game and would give you a raise for exposing her to them, much how the vampires are exposing themselves to each other.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 21:17

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I�m happy Nintendo is embracing dong.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 21:18

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Augus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACR1ODcds9Q

Please don�t post hentai in the Nintendo Switch thread.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2018 01:10

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

kirbysuperstar posted:

Disgaea 1 Complete is literally just Disgaea 1 PC with sprites from D5/DD:2. Healing still doesn't give EXP. You can still gently caress up and be unable to clear a floor in Item World.

Yeaaaaaah.

Disgaea 1 Complete poo poo

# ¿ Oct 12, 2018 14:00

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Knorth posted:

I think Alwa's might be the same price actually, but it's good, I'm enjoying it a lot! It's tricky, some of the jumps are pretty precise but it's not obnoxious about it and it's not a game about upgrading your attacks and weapons so far at least so every critter you see can be lethal if you're not careful. All the animations are really charming too. Just a good as heck NES-like adventure

Chip-tune or whatever doesn't generally do that much for me but the music has been really nice so far, this intro area track is ridiculously catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XU9tKwiojA

I�ve also been enjoying it myself. It�s a bit short and can be challenging, but it�s a nice puzzle-platformer and has an assist mode to remove tedium if you want. Bosses are mostly about memorizing patterns and picking your opportunities to strike, especially early om when you�re stuck with a short melee attack, but it�s satisfying when you finally get it down and pull off the win. It�s also interesting how the game incentivizes exploration, as finding the blue orbs results in dealing free hits to the bosses before each boss battle.

If the gameplay seems at all appealing based on that, I definitely recommend it.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 03:08

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

It�s a dockable handheld!

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 03:12

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

psylent posted:

Is there anything Nintendo fans won't masturbate over?

Are you new to the internet or something

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 12:10

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 00:31

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I�m just saying, Odyssey�s only flaw was that there was no weapon degradation for Cappy. If you nad to think about how to use him and hunt for new Cappies then the game would be perfect.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 12:24

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