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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Fire Witten. Hire Terry Bradshaw.
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Jason Shittin'
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Oct 16, 2018 18:37
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Play posted:Yeah he won't even shut up and let Boog say something funny/insightful anymore. Just slobbers all over the big name player's cock (last night it was Rodgers, the week before Drew Brees, then Andy Reid and Big Ben) and raves about tight ends and how they should be used. Yesterday the defense would make an amazing play and Witten would just keep on blabbering endlessly about Rodgers and Graham. He also always has a fascist take handy about players who are fighting to be paid fairly. If I'm getting a fascist footbaw talker, I want an Objectivist and not a bog-standard Dallas suburb mutant. At least it'd be occasionally hilarious.
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Oct 17, 2018 01:03
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Pulled a rabbit outta his head! Can’t stop kicking himself in the foot!
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Oct 17, 2018 01:08
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General Dog posted:Jason Shittin' I'd appreciate this nickname being allowed.
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Oct 17, 2018 02:20
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get bernie sanders in the booth
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Oct 17, 2018 05:06
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Oct 17, 2018 07:09
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It's funny, I think Romo has actually retroactively improved his legacy as a player a little by how he has done in the broadcast booth. I think people just sort of assumed he was a kind of dumb player because of a handful of sad/hilarious plays, but now millions of people have heard him coming across as a very bright and likable guy on TV, while Jason Garrett continues to be a garbageman head coach of a moronic Cowboys organization. Witten has done the exact opposite. He was a widely praised player for being smart/gritty/etc., but he comes across as just some dumb rear end in a top hat on TV.
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Oct 17, 2018 15:04
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Fire Jason Witten. Hire Jon Bois. Get rid of the seven second delay. I'd plan my entire life around Monday night.
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Oct 17, 2018 15:30
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Dream MNF team is Brent Musburger + the Sklar Brothers
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Oct 17, 2018 16:50
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General Dog posted:Jason Shittin' In an alternate universe is a thread titled Jason Shittin is witty at his current job.
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Oct 17, 2018 17:10
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General Dog posted:Dream MNF team is Brent Musburger + the Sklar Brothers Only if they can get sideline updates from some of the fake celebs that 'call' into their podcast
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Oct 17, 2018 21:46
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Just droppin' in to say that Jason Witten is poo poo
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Oct 17, 2018 21:52
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Oct 17, 2018 22:12
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Quiet Feet posted:In an alternate universe is a thread titled Jason Shittin is witty at his current job. 
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Oct 17, 2018 22:46
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Sent from my iPad posted:Just fire Witten and put Booger in the booth, this isn't tough. Booger is and always will be the poo poo
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Oct 18, 2018 01:17
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Play posted:He also always has a fascist take handy about players who are fighting to be paid fairly. What has he said about this?
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Oct 18, 2018 04:15
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Big Beef City posted:Only if they can get sideline updates from some of the fake celebs that 'call' into their podcast They have a podcast?
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Oct 18, 2018 05:08
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Play posted:He also always has a fascist take handy about players who are fighting to be paid fairly. Boy, the f word has really lost all meaning in 2018
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General Dog posted:Boy, the f word has really lost all meaning in 2018 All words have lost all meaning in 2018 Zerilan posted:What has he said about this? I don't remember exactly, but when prompted he gave some really lame opinions on air about Earl Thomas and Leveon Bell. Basically that they're fools for not taking what was offered and for holding out and that they're letting down their teams, blah blah blah. Not a fringe opinion by any means but it seemed pretty clear that his sympathies are with ownership/management. Maybe that's an opinion you come to when the owner always "takes care of you" and also gives you a football made of diamonds when you retire. He's Jerry Jones' butt boy basically
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Oct 19, 2018 17:29
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Yeah I liked Witten when he played but I'd probably spit on him if he tried to explain to me how Jerry isn't a giant dumpster fire of a human being.
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Oct 19, 2018 17:33
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If Bill Parcells adores a player, it's probably a pretty safe bet that he's not a great guy.
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Oct 19, 2018 17:44
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bumping this because this retard sucks poo poo
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Oct 23, 2018 03:14
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The MNF crew is the absolute worst one I've ever heard in the NFL. Replace them with any of the crews who are forever doomed to Jaguars/Titans and Cardinals/49ers games and it'll be way better to watch
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Oct 23, 2018 14:07
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I like Booger but the other two holy poo poo
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Oct 23, 2018 14:09
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Amy Pole Her posted:I like Booger but the other two holy poo poo
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Oct 23, 2018 14:22
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I went out for dinner last night and the bar we were at had the audio of the hockey game playing instead of MNF and it was an excellent watching experience.
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Oct 23, 2018 14:48
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They need to just broadcast Booger driving around on the cart peeing in various places on the field and/or highlighting players peeing on the field. That discussion was the highlight of last night's terrible broadcast.
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Oct 23, 2018 15:54
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Leave the broadcast exactly as-is except mute everyone but Booger
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Oct 23, 2018 16:03
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Pretty sure there was a moment late last night where Joe Tessitore said a thing and then Jason Witten said "And here is why" and then listed the things Tessitore said seconds earlier almost word-for-word.
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Oct 23, 2018 16:24
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I could come up with all the football cliches Witten spouts in my sleep. Absolutely bog-standard poo poo that every fan starts picking up once they've watched for long enough. He never manages to highlight interesting things that happen which you might not notice (say on the line of scrimmage or away from the ball), he's constantly slurping on someone's cock and he can't complete a thought to save his life. He bad
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Oct 23, 2018 17:58
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Primetime games have mostly been awful this year. Partly do to matchups and partly to announcing, yikes.
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Oct 23, 2018 19:44
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General Dog posted:They have a podcast? They used to at least. E: Found it, still do. I haven't listened in a while but while some are hit or miss, many I couldn't even listen to at work because I would have literally been in tears laughing at. The fake call ins at the end of the episodes are typically worth listening to on their own they are so good https://www.earwolf.com/show/sklarbro-country/
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Oct 23, 2018 20:56
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Sexual Lorax posted:Fire Jason Witten. Hire Jon Bois. Get rid of the seven second delay. I'd plan my entire life around Monday night. "And there's the QB snea- oh, crabapples, he's fumbled and the other team's running it back."
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Oct 25, 2018 15:17
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Also replace witten with Rex Grossman "Third and two at their opponent's seven, gently caress it, they should go deep"
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Oct 25, 2018 15:18
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This is probably the most autistic thing ill say but sometimes I wish there was a option for just crowd/stadium/ambient noise on tv. I've watched so much football I have a good idea of what is happening at any given time. The only thing I can learn from these announcers is that certain tight ends were...get this...basketball players in college!!! I really like Tony Romo because he has a real enthusiasm and enjoyment for the game and can make a bad game more enjoyable. Al Michaels is just so damned impressive that i have to listen to him but otherwise i like just watching the games occasionally with the radio broadcast in the background.
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Oct 25, 2018 18:36
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Announcers need to talk about coverages, blocking and pass rushing schemes, and routes a bit more. Tell us something we wouldn't necessarily notice on our own. But most of it is just literally what we can all see happening on the screen sprinkled with some cliches about big third downs and how "they really need to get points out of this drive." No loving poo poo they need to get points
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Oct 25, 2018 18:45
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Joe Thomas lost to Witten, fyi.
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Oct 25, 2018 23:01
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Hizawk posted:Joe Thomas lost to Witten, fyi. Tv people don't understand entertainment
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pasaluki posted:This is probably the most autistic thing ill say but sometimes I wish there was a option for just crowd/stadium/ambient noise on tv. For FOX/CBS games all the commentary is on the center channel, so if you mute it you get just crowd noise. ESPN usually spreads it across the front three channels, so this doesn't work for MNF.
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