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Mike Tirico and Tony Romo Poach Romo you fucks!
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Romo's getting a lot more eyeballs on CBS's A-team than he would on MNF.
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General Dog posted:Frank Caliendo But he does impersonations of Jason Witten and Joe Tessitore
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Ian Eagle is a cool name but he sounds too much like PFT should totally do play by play
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Play by play: PFT Color: PFT Commenter
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DariusLikewise posted:But he does impersonations of Jason Witten and Joe Tessitore I’d at least be amused
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Sexual Lorax posted:Fire Jason Witten. Hire Jon Bois. Get rid of the seven second delay. I'd plan my entire life around Monday night. I know this is from like 6 weeks ago but does anyone know if jon bois has a podcast or anything? I didnt find anything when i googled it but it doesn't seem fair that every dipshit in the universe has one and he doesn't. He was a guest on a different podcast i listen to and he talked about programming games for ti 83 calculators when he was in high school for 45 minutes and it was incredible
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WinnebagoWarrior posted:I know this is from like 6 weeks ago but does anyone know if jon bois has a podcast or anything? I didnt find anything when i googled it but it doesn't seem fair that every dipshit in the universe has one and he doesn't. He was a guest on a different podcast i listen to and he talked about programming games for ti 83 calculators when he was in high school for 45 minutes and it was incredible He and Ryan Nanni had a podcast called Punt Brothers that ran about 10 episodes about 5 years ago. Recording a 30 minute podcast once a week proved too rigorous and he was replaced by Jane Coaston.
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Hi I'm your host Frank Caliendo and welcome to "Who Said It? Jason Witten or The Unintelligible Empañada Truck"
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kalensc posted:Hi I'm your host Frank Caliendo and welcome to "Who Said It? Jason Witten or The Unintelligible Empañada Truck" Unfair, people want an empañada.
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I remember Dr. Thorpe wrote a long time ago in one of the Your Band Sucks articles about how being the world’s most technically proficient guitarist had nothing to do with the ability to create good music. I always think about that whenever I observe the comedy of Frank Caliendo.
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MNF commentary should be Gus Johnson by himself freaking out about everything for 4 hours. Maybe let him hit some acid before the broadcast begins.
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General Dog posted:I remember Dr. Thorpe wrote a long time ago in one of the Your Band Sucks articles about how being the world’s most technically proficient guitarist had nothing to do with the ability to create good music. I always think about that whenever I observe the comedy of Frank Caliendo. The funniest people in the world have basically no actual talents
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General Dog posted:He and Ryan Nanni had a podcast called Punt Brothers that ran about 10 episodes about 5 years ago. Recording a 30 minute podcast once a week proved too rigorous and he was replaced by Jane Coaston. gently caress
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I'd love to have a Cutler/Witten announcing team. Witten would try to do the play by play and Cutler wouldn't even give a gently caress about the game, he'd spend all his time making fun of Witten. It'd be amazing.
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Then replace Witten when he quits with Bobby Knight. Yes, I know he was a basketball coach. My counterpoint is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvRO2GE4x4M
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Sung to the tune of WHAM's Last Christmas Last Monday Last Monday, I hosed up a lot But the very next day, they gave me my pay This week…hey, look, it’s Tyreek That chick he beat was just mental. Next Monday, another wet fart But the very next day, they gave me my pay This game, it’s more of the same. “This sport’s being ruined by liberals.” It’s me, Witten, and two guys One’s called Joe The other’s always high in a forklift. Or some other machine? Well, I’m full of beer And I don’t recognize him. (What a broadcast!) We wrapped it up and sent it Got back a note that said, "The hell is this? " they meant it Now, they know what a fool they’ve been But I get back in the booth And then they pay me again Last Sunday, I swore not to talk But the very next day, said Aaron Rodgers was gay “Jason Dear.” They said “don’t call him a queer” So instead I said “homosexual.” Last Monday, I spoke from the heart But the very next day, they told me “no way.” This time, I’m sure that I’m fine This game’s being ruined by liberals. A crowded dome, fans rolling their eyes Brady pulls another score from his thighs. That Edelman, is a guy you can rely on. I’ll be he knows the protocols of the Elders of Zion A two-minute silence while Boog moves his cart I kinda wonder if they all heard me fart But if they didn’t I know, they’ll have a chance to again. Last Monday, I wasn’t so hot But the very next day they gave me my pay This night, maybe I’ll be alright Who cares, I have health and dental Last Monday, I wasn’t so hot But the very next day they gave me my pay This night, maybe I’ll be alright Who cares, I have health and dental
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What? Why? Like just...don't do that broadcast then, or put them on the main broadcast (please don't) if you need them to be doing something. e: apparently they're having trouble booking coaches I guess after looking it up. In that case this should be the last broadcast of that experiment. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Jan 3, 2019 |
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Grittybeard posted:What? Yeah, the whole point of the Coaches Room is that they AREN'T broadcast team for the most part. Actual head coaches for real football teams with extremely deep knowledge of the game who break down a play to its most fundamental level. I mean they scrub the video back and forth debating why a play did or didn't work until one them goes "Wait, look right there the right guard dropped back two steps instead of one. When he did that the whole thing fell apart" Instead the most insightful comment we'll get is "they should really utilize their tight ends more"
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In related news, Booger's Bad Take Machine has been mothballed for the playoffs and hopefully forever.
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Quiet Feet posted:Sung to the tune of WHAM's Last Christmas lmao Docjowles posted:In related news, Booger's Bad Take Machine has been mothballed for the playoffs and hopefully forever. goodnight sweet prince anyone know if these guys are doing any playoff games? Hopefully ESPN doesn't even get any of those? I think we'd all be grateful to know that we don't have to listen to them for 8 months
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Play posted:anyone know if these guys are doing any playoff games? Hopefully ESPN doesn't even get any of those? I think we'd all be grateful to know that we don't have to listen to them for 8 months As noted in the Jalopnik* link, they've got Colts-Texans. *Deadspin, you idiot Dagen H fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Jan 3, 2019 |
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Dagen H posted:As noted in the Jalopnik link, they've got Colts-Texans. fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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This article is still a pro read 2 years later: https://www.outkickthecoverage.com/espn-will-lose-75-million-televising-raiders-texans-010217/quote:But until today I thought that at least ESPN was getting this wild card game as part of the $1.9 billion a year it pays for Monday Night Football and assorted other NFL studio shows. That Monday Night Football package just hit the lowest ratings in nearly a decade and narrowly avoided becoming the worst rated package of games in over forty years of Monday Night Football. But I was wrong about this game being included in that deal.
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I think TNF and MNF have much better ratings this year because they actually gave those timeslots good games this year
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Our long national nightmare is over. https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/da...-dallas-cowboys
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You cruel people bullied Jason Witten into un-retiring. I hope you're happy. I sure as hell am.
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Our long national nightmare is over.
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As the rightful creator of this thread, I want the new name to be Jason Witten: Not thinking, outside of the box
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