Wow *2 second pause* wow. Jason Wit--wee---witteen---Witten? Witten.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Wow *2 second pause* wow. Jason Wit--wee---witteen---Witten? Witten.

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

I haven't watched much Monday night football this year but there's absolutely no color to Witten. He just describes exactly what happened 6 seconds ago. It's like instead of a color commentator, having a second play by play guy on a tape delay.

Also he's wearing glasses that turn every skill position guy into a tight end.

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Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

LiquidFriend posted:

I have mostly avoided MNF because ESPN is so bad, so got a real taste last night. Witten was the worst part of the game.

https://streamable.com/q4u5q

What does that even mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPy-5PRC6Vs

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