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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



a neat cape posted:

What on earth is even the thought process here

Kicker is having issues because of placeholding. Head coach has firm belief that the punter is the placeholder. Therefore, replace the punter.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Mr. Nice! posted:

Kicker is having issues because of placeholding. Head coach has firm belief that the punter is the placeholder. Therefore, replace the punter.

I randomly heard that Rivers was holding during a kick Sunday and assumed it was due to injury or something, I guess it was just because the coach hates the punter?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

a neat cape posted:

What on earth is even the thought process here

you know in the office when michael tries to fire creed and he talks him into firing the other guy instead

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Grittybeard posted:

I randomly heard that Rivers was holding during a kick Sunday and assumed it was due to injury or something, I guess it was just because the coach hates the punter?

It was against the Rams when Kaser got a punt blocked in the back of the endzone and got destroyed. Rivers was the holder the rest of the game

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

It was against the Rams when Kaser got a punt blocked in the back of the endzone and got destroyed. Rivers was the holder the rest of the game

Oh ok that makes more sense, I was thinking of the wrong game.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
News: Jameis Winston is back.

Views: I’m jumping on the chiefs bandwagon as a result.

Mah-ownes, bitch.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

a neat cape posted:

Kicker misses two PATs and a field goal

The logical response: Cut the good punter.

??????????????????

Were the holds hosed up?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chichevache posted:

Were the holds hosed up?

No

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

boop the snoot posted:

News: Jameis Winston is back.

Views: I’m jumping on the chiefs bandwagon as a result.

Mah-ownes, bitch.

Get a red Chiefs shirt without any yellow.

Even if you weren't a Bucs fan you should do this. The yellow is gross.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Meanwhile the Panthers can't throw a dead cat without hitting good kickers

quote:

Panthers signed P Michael Palardy to a three-year, $7.52 million extension through 2021.

A 2014 UDFA, Palardy has been the Panthers' punter since midway through the 2016 season. He's been a mainstay in the top 10 in net punting average since. Palardy turned 26 in July.

Buttkicker in Kansas City was the Panthers 7th round draft pick last season too.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

FizFashizzle posted:

Meanwhile the Panthers can't throw a dead cat without hitting good kickers


Buttkicker in Kansas City was the Panthers 7th round draft pick last season too.

Buttkicker is ice cold, too. He doesn't miss and what I mean is he doesn't miss the dead center

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







kiimo posted:

Buttkicker is ice cold, too. He doesn't miss and what I mean is he doesn't miss the dead center

Yeah, Gano has been great so I can't really complain but I wished they'd kept the Buttkicker.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I'm happier again

https://twitter.com/Chargers/status/1047268904257564672

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

kiimo posted:

Get a red Chiefs shirt without any yellow.

Even if you weren't a Bucs fan you should do this. The yellow is gross.
Don't listen to this guy. Make sure it has red, white and yellow on it and make sure to buy matching Zubaz.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Rivers is a really cool guy and it almost makes me feel bad about beating him twice a season.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

hes such a loveable doofus



i hope the entire spanos family dies in a loving plane crash and their bodies are literally ground into nothing and no one speaks of them ever again

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Mic'ed up and they didnt even show when he screamed and yelled at the refs. C'mon nfl!

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1047284867812212736?s=21

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Old but lol

https://twitter.com/Ande575/status/584016378425909248?s=19

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1047291456384380929

lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

lmao

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Hahahahahahahaha

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Ask me how I know :shepface: born in '92, graduated 2015

Jesus gently caress I feel old now :corsair:

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




kiimo posted:

Forward thinking. We've evolved beyond the need for punters. 4th down conversions all day every day.

Never punt. Always go for 2. Always onsides kick.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Josh Allen:

https://twitter.com/Cianaf/status/1046583264255922176

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ZachKleinWSB/status/1047208955930468354

Only week 5 and for the Falcons, Neal tore his ACL, Jones is IR'd, Levitre done for the year, Allen tore his Achilles, and Freeman and Jarrett both out multiple weeks

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/ZachKleinWSB/status/1047208955930468354

Only week 5 and for the Falcons, Neal tore his ACL, Jones is IR'd, Levitre done for the year, Allen tore his Achilles, and Freeman and Jarrett both out multiple weeks

Don't forget Takk missing nearly 2 games due to groin. This season sucks.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
The new forum title :vince:

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I just feel bad for Atlanta at this point

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

No Butt Stuff posted:

I just feel bad for Atlanta at this point

Save your sad feelings for the Bosa family.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

pubic works project posted:

Save your sad feelings for the Bosa family.

I prefer to see where his dead brother gets drafted before I allow sympathy

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

No Butt Stuff posted:

I just feel bad for Atlanta at this point

I feel a kinship

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







No Butt Stuff posted:

I just feel bad for Atlanta at this point

I don't.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


No Butt Stuff posted:

I just feel bad for Atlanta at this point

Why should you?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

No Butt Stuff posted:

I just feel bad for Atlanta at this point

nah

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
I feel bad for me tbh. I did nothing to deserve this!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

weird Asian candy posted:

I feel bad for me tbh. I did nothing to deserve this!

I can recommend some good reading material

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

No Butt Stuff posted:

I prefer to see where his dead brother gets drafted before I allow sympathy

Gruden will draft him #1 overall then he'll suffer a career ending injury in minicamp

Meanwhile, Mack will win DPOY a few more times before being enshrined in Canton

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I still can’t believe they traded Mack to Chicago, like lmao

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

I can recommend some good reading material

Honestly at this point it's just laughable. Like v :v: v

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