I'd raise Tom Brady's bastard child as my Own (PATS COLTZ THURSDAY GDT)

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Zyla posted:

i think literally any wr or rb in the league can take that to the house

That would have been a 2 yard gain by Maroney.

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That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Hell yeah Sony

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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Pascal's getting cut.

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Why does everyone play like poo poo against the Pats?

This is rhetorical really, I know the Colts are garbo

You know, considering the Colts had so many injured players that they couldn't list them all as inactive and then lost more as the game went on, they've been pretty feisty tonight.

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I mean, the Pats are good.

Yeah but like, even really good teams just play really badly or dumbly against them for no explicable reason

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Kalli posted:

So anyway, what we can say about the Colts tonight is Luck played pretty well, but desperately needs TY Hilton to get healthy, and holy poo poo is the rest of that team depleted.

I mean all I wanted out of this game was for Luck to look ok to the national audience, and overall he's played really well with all the dropped passes. The arm strength thing is ridiculous.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

That would have been a 2 yard gain by Maroney.

after dancing at the line for 3 seconds

god i dont miss that guy

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Yeah but like, even really good teams just play really badly or dumbly against them for no explicable reason

Even the really good teams are still not the Patriots the top team of the last 20 years

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Why does everyone play like poo poo against the Pats?

This is rhetorical really, I know the Colts are garbo

The Lions didn't! :toot:

# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:14

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Yeah but like, even really good teams just play really badly or dumbly against them for no explicable reason

They try to outthink Belichick when most of what he does is just drilling in fundamentals

# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:14

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Is... is... is that a Yankees Suck chant? Please tell me it isn�t.

I hope it was Indy Sucks.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:14

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Eltoasto posted:

I mean all I wanted out of this game was for Luck to look ok to the national audience, and overall he's played really well with all the dropped passes. The arm strength thing is ridiculous.

He did good in fantasy football last week so people know he is back

# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:15

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Kalli posted:

So anyway, what we can say about the Colts tonight is Luck played pretty well, but desperately needs TY Hilton to get healthy, and holy poo poo is the rest of that team depleted.

Yeah, they need some help at WRs. The defense has some good young players, but are still thin at corner. They should be able to compete in a year or so.

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Luck too strong

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Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is... is... is that a Yankees Suck chant? Please tell me it isn�t.

I hope it was Indy Sucks.

It isn't it totally is

# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:16

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

That Which Squeaks posted:

They try to outthink Belichick when most of what he does is just drilling in fundamentals

Thank you for giving a more legitimate answer than just Pats Good. I know they are but don't try to tell me people don't get dumb against New England.

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

oh sure, that pass is caught

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

That's actually pretty impressive.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

VJeff posted:

That's actually pretty impressive.

That was a glitch in Madden

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wasianchickn: Sep 4, 2006; welp

Tuned back in to find the Pats still hadn't dropped 50 on Indy, guess they're in decline

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Gronk with a thousand yard stare

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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Rogers has dropped every ball

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Shadow225: Jan 2, 2007

You're getting hit in the hands but somehow they are not facing the ball????

# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:19

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

wasianchickn posted:

Tuned back in to find the Pats still hadn't dropped 50 on Indy, guess they're in decline

4 hours of spectacular failure

# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:19

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

That Which Squeaks posted:

4 hours of spectacular failure

Was that John who made that original post? Man that goes back a ways.

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GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Not even Ebron can go get that one, Luck.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:21

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Ebron you could have like...tried to catch that

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GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

wow there's a gif

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Robert Kraft�s desperate End of Life Crisis is just sad.

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Whoo more garbage time stats for Luck

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GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Why the gently caress do you not run every down here

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

Why the gently caress do you not run every down here

White was wide open there, it should have worked.

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

lol the color commentator (Aikman?) just anointed the Patriots to the AFCCG already. It's week 5 and they're 3-2, dude.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:25

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

Why the gently caress do you not run every down here

You give Luck the ball back and a chance to injury him dooming the Colts to 100 years of darkness as payback for reporting Tom Brady cheating

# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:25

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Was that John who made that original post? Man that goes back a ways.

Doltos (I think?) about the Giants. Pats had LOST SEASON but I forget who wrote that.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:26

wasianchickn: Sep 4, 2006; welp

VJeff posted:

lol the color commentator (Aikman?) just anointed the Patriots to the AFCCG already. It's week 5 and they're 3-2, dude.

3-2 is basically the same as 14-2 if you think about it

# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:26

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

VJeff posted:

lol the color commentator (Aikman?) just anointed the Patriots to the AFCCG already. It's week 5 and they're 3-2, dude.

I mean, they have been to 7 straight

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GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

White was wide open there, it should have worked.

Yeah but time running out is the win condition now, you don't risk stopping it

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

That Which Squeaks posted:

Doltos (I think?) about the Giants. Pats had LOST SEASON but I forget who wrote that.

I remember it was about the Giants and I think the posters name had John in it.

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