I'd raise Tom Brady's bastard child as my Own (PATS COLTZ THURSDAY GDT)

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

LUCKED OUT HAW

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# ? May 7, 2024 18:23

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Rookie RB failing blitz pickup. Drink.

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Lost Season: Nov 28, 2013

lmao no one was blocked

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Wow. Clark didn't block anyone on the defense but blocked his own guy. Nice job

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Naturally Selected: Nov 28, 2007; by Cyrano4747

gently caress

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

How is that not roughing?

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barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

HAHAHAHA you beefed it, bud

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

shouldnt that be two penalties for bodyweight sack :V

# ? Oct 5, 2018 01:36

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

The most Eric Ebron of drops

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Yeah, dont catch that anyway

# ? Oct 5, 2018 01:37

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Eric "Jerramy Stevens" Ebron

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Please do not have Edelman return non-superbowl punts anymore. He's an old man.

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Ebron is so bad.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

rigoberto sanchez sounds like a fake name :colbert:

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That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Hahaha poor guy

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

oh I forgot to mention that I also hope Luck bombs 42 on em

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Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

Zyla posted:

shouldnt that be two penalties for bodyweight sack :V

They kept that penalty in just long enough to gently caress Clay Matthews twice and then realized it was dumb. I can't imagine a better outcome.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 01:37

SirFozzie: Mar 28, 2004; Goombatta!

Weird thing, the Prime Video stream of the Pats game has three English broadcast teams to choose from, the main Fox broadcast, Hannah Storm and Andrea Kramer, and the British announcers.

Guess which one I have on?

# ? Oct 5, 2018 01:38

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

colts should pull Luck and just loving rush the ball 3 and out until they are down by 100.

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Zyla posted:

rigoberto sanchez sounds like a fake name

Cut to maternity ward as an exhausted mother is filling out the birth certificate.

You are not naming my son Rigel, I thought we agreed on Roberto?

FINE Honey.

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

indigi posted:

oh I forgot to mention that I also hope Luck bombs 42 on em

Ok I forgive you then. I mean he won't, and should probably be benched for his own safety.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

SirFozzie posted:

Weird thing, the Prime Video stream of the Pats game has three English broadcast teams to choose from, the main Fox broadcast, Hannah Storm and Andrea Kramer, and the British announcers.

Guess which one I have on?

main fox?

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dkj: Feb 18, 2009

Heh, Ebron

# ? Oct 5, 2018 01:39

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Kalli posted:

Please do not have Edelman return non-superbowl punts anymore. He's an old man.

ont he plus side, he might die

# ? Oct 5, 2018 01:39

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

SirFozzie posted:

Weird thing, the Prime Video stream of the Pats game has three English broadcast teams to choose from, the main Fox broadcast, Hannah Storm and Andrea Kramer, and the British announcers.

Guess which one I have on?

Spanish if you are smart.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 01:39

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Kalli posted:

Cut to maternity ward as an exhausted mother is filling out the birth certificate.

You are not naming my son Rigel, I thought we agreed on Roberto?

FINE Honey.

heh

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pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

I really wish the Colts had drafted Shaquem
Griffin.

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SirFozzie: Mar 28, 2004; Goombatta!

Don't be ridicerous.(balki bartokomous)

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Zyla posted:

rigoberto sanchez sounds like a fake name

hahaha oh you are big joker. next you tell me this big bushy mustache and eyebrows are fake

# ? Oct 5, 2018 01:40

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

SirFozzie posted:

Weird thing, the Prime Video stream of the Pats game has three English broadcast teams to choose from, the main Fox broadcast, Hannah Storm and Andrea Kramer, and the British announcers.

Guess which one I have on?

I dont see the option to change it

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Athanatos posted:

I dont see the option to change it

There should be a subtitles or audio options button on the top right.

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Great tackle Walker

Welp he's dead

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Salvor_Hardin posted:

They kept that penalty in just long enough to gently caress Clay Matthews twice and then realized it was dumb. I can't imagine a better outcome.

didn't they gently caress him three times?

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Athanatos posted:

I dont see the option to change it

Hover over the black part up top and subtitles and audio will pop up.

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Athanatos posted:

I dont see the option to change it

The little speech bubble at the top when you move the mouse

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Colts are now accepting fans to play defense.

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

RIP Colts you didin't need the 45th guy you had left.

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

it's always hilarious to me that they track tackle "assists"

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Naturally Selected: Nov 28, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Jesus christ, colts. I didn't actually mean that you need to have several more people die on the field.

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Thanks GDT

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