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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > you're descending the steps to the most elite hacker club in san francisco
 
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FutonForensic posted:

sign above door that reads "PATRONS: STOP SMIRKING AND SAYING 'I'M IN' EVERY TIME YOU ENTER THE BAR"

me, everytime i enter yospos

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* # ¿ Oct 13, 2018 16:26
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FutonForensic posted:

hacker 1: did you go that elite hacker club in san francisco? [laugh track]

hacker 2: the bouncer wouldn't let me in. they said i was underage [laugh track]

hacker 1: you didn't show them your ID? [laugh track, extended variant]

hacker 2: I showed them my .bash_profile, but they thought it was using an alias [mournful, resigned weeping track]

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* # ¿ Oct 14, 2018 15:20
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 the neo-darknet is a vile hive of scum an villainy, where the darkest of desires are fulfilled and anything is up for sale
it is also where i will find my price

my biomechanical fingers operate the keyboard at superhuman speed and precision
i effortlessly hack down scores of firewalls
my command of the cyber wasteland is unmatched

at last i activate my 3d-printer
a familiar electronic voice fills the room

"preparing to print from file: cyberskunk.exe"

i adjust the settings on my neo-bong. 69 kb/s, 420F
the nanoweave display lights brighty with a new message
code:
nice

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* # ¿ Oct 18, 2018 08:14
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Farecoal posted:

by0b

by0b: the shadows of the dark net

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* # ¿ Oct 27, 2018 22:54
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