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FutonForensic

a diss rap!! I'd love to give it a try

Uxzuigal get back, take a step or two
'Cuz I'm about to lay out how I'll put the hurt on you
First I punch you in the middle of your giant schlong
Tough to find the middle cuz it's nine feet long
Yeah, comically large dick, all swollen and thick
Naturally endowed, no penis pump trick
Dial my psychiatrist, cuz this dick's insane
Not just prehensile, it's got its own brain
Sentient genitals with psychic powers
Could destroy civilization in a matter of hours
It's also fractal; Mondelbrot for their pleasure
Infinite penis, a mathematical treasure
If I said the balls were small, I'd be telling lies
Would gladly take these nuts as my coconut wives
Gather round children, let's count the veins:
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen


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