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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Week 5 SNF GDT: Everything's bigger in Texas, including the blown coverage
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Texans gonna miss the FG now lol

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Get hosed Jason garett


Go gently caress yourself to death

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Tuned in for OT, what a stud

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Tom Sellout posted:

This is what happens THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. WHEN YOU PUNT. LIKE A loving COWARD. FUCKERS
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Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Tom Sellout posted:

This is what happens THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. WHEN YOU PUNT. LIKE A loving COWARD. FUCKERS

Seriously. Grow some balls. Garrett is so bad.

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

The Bananana posted:

gently caress.

That's game

not with kicking today

we're due a miss

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
So since Watson won't throw it, what's the chances Foreman fumbles?

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache posted:

Hopkins is the best receiver in the game right now.
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MelancholyMark
May 5, 2009

 Think Chris just said he will have ptsd from watching this game

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Oh, the game is still going, hell yeah, bonus balls

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Kalli posted:

Oh, the game is still going, hell yeah, bonus balls

its been balls

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Texans playing for the long FG with a shaky kicker :toot:

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 if you were to show the highlights of this game it would just be that hopkins play

the rest of this game was garbage treash

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Shinjobi posted:

Get hosed Jason garett


Go gently caress yourself to death

Why did he punt?

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Bananana posted:

Why did he punt?

cowardice

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Kalli posted:

Oh, the game is still going, hell yeah, bonus balls

hughesta posted:

"THE BALL IS OUT! THE BALL IS OUT THE BALL IS LOOSE THE BALL IS FREE"
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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013

Zyla posted:

if you were to show the highlights of this game it would just be that hopkins play

the rest of this game was garbage treash
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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Bring forth the TIE.

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Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

The Bananana posted:

Why did he punt?

jason garrett

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

The Bananana posted:

Why did he punt?

GOTTA MINIMIZE THE RISK WITH A GASSED rear end DEFENSE

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

The Bananana posted:

Why did he punt?

Princeton Football Galaxy Mind

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 Why

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

The Bananana posted:

Why did he punt?

Jason Garrett is an inside job

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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Intruder posted:

Texans playing for the long FG with a shaky kicker :toot:

NFC North PTSD triggered.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 11 guys all up on the line, runs up the middle anyway.

God drat I hate that playcall.

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Intruder posted:

Texans gonna miss the FG now lol
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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
And here

We

Go

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 ice incoming

wow they dont even ice

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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

 No ice the kicker timeout?

Garrett is a MADMAN!

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Kalli posted:

11 guys all up on the line, runs up the middle anyway.

God drat I hate that playcall.

both sides of the ball this is the worst play called game ive ever watched that i can remember

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 deadted

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 lol at Fairbairn having FGs from 19, 20, and 21 tonight

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Congratulations, Houstin.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Lol, Bill O'Brien lives another day.

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
HELLYEAH HOOK EM HORNS

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 The Cowboys

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 absolutely no one deserved to win this game jesus christ

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belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hahahaha, gently caress the Cowboys.

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Weak rear end as gently caress win

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 fire garrett

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