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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





What is even the point of Corona? "Hey, this beer tastes like piss but you can shove a lime wedge in it and it tastes like pissy lime!"

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The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

The only reason to go west is because the skiing is better

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

PIGGY RACES!

Those piggies really needed monkey jockeys on them.

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

Holy poo poo I was wrong, you can also go west for pig races.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Watson owns. Running an offense without tackles is incredibly impressive.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

This is the Deshaun of last season so far, nice

e: spoke too soon lol

what a terribly designed play

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Murder all kickers.

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
what's going on this year

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

guyz how i kik

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ballboy has promise.

Flooger
Dec 26, 2004

Kalli posted:

Watson owns. Running an offense without tackles is incredibly impressive.

Don't see what's so impressive about that. Lots of teams run their defense without a tackle.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
How many kickers going 1st-3rd rounds?

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Is this Verizon commercial not valid in Cali wildfires?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

BoB coaching in a nutshell. Got something that's working, better try some weird trick play that fails spectacularly, drive stalls out

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

I'm going to quit my job and go to my local field and just kick balls for a year and then become an NFL superstar

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


The Juggernaut posted:

I'm going to quit my job and go to my local field and just kick balls for a year and then become an NFL superstar

Then break something like Sweet Dee trying out for the Eagles

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I have pretty strong legs. I regret not spending my high school and college years practicing field goals, because shiiiiiiiiit son.

Flooger
Dec 26, 2004

BASKETBALL PLAYER

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
"Basketball player"

Drink

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


God dammit Al, can we just concede that all these assholes played basketball at some point in their lives

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
HEY DID U NO THAT ANTONIO GAT

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Basketball player, you say? Is there any chance this fellow was lined up at the end of the offensive line?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Throw the Texans defense right int he loving garbage

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Intruder posted:

Throw the Texans defense right int he loving garbage

I mean, an offense with no receivers and a great RB vs a monstrous D line with eh rest of the defense is pretty sweet to watch.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


I wanna hear about a former tennis player WR

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


A former bowler DT or guard

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


A former fisherman assistant coach

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

Like can someone answer this for me? Why are NFL kickers so bad? I've played rugby with guys that can rip 40m+ drop kicks in live play all day and that seems harder to me than a place kick.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

pmchem posted:

A former bowler DT or guard

the soon to be AL mvp in MLB is a legit pro bowler during the off-season

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

pmchem posted:

I wanna hear about a former tennis player WR
I pretty much assume all o-linemen bowl a lot.
I've seen league play at the alleys.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

The Juggernaut posted:

Like can someone answer this for me? Why are NFL kickers so bad? I've played rugby with guys that can rip 40m+ drop kicks in live play all day and that seems harder to me than a place kick.

scrambled brains op

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



pmchem posted:

I wanna hear about a former tennis player WR

Every tennis player is some kid of some rich dbag who made them practice 10 hours a day since they could walk, so a former player moving to football would need to be a kid who snapped under that, beat the living poo poo out of his dad / trainer and ended up as a safety.

Hell yeah, we need this.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


I mean I can’t believe they haven’t mentioned yet that the former Cowboys QB is a golfer

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

pmchem posted:

I wanna hear about a former tennis player WR

Ballet dancer.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Takes No Damage posted:

Ballet dancer.

Curler.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Byron Jones talks like he's from Connecticut.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


I wonder if Taco is the league Taco

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Jeez that's a lot of Boise State dudes

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Choreographed ribbon gymnastics.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Dungeons and Dragons Club

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