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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
TV just told me my county had 180k~ early votes (mail in ballots) and they're expecting at least another 30-50k. Total registered voters here is 476k~ people, so over a third and closing in on half the registered voters turning out. Not bad, Colorado Springs, not bad.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Syrian Lannister posted:

In and out in 10 minutes.

Just like my sex life

Please don't exaggerate

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1059814173411024897

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

EBB posted:

Please don't exaggerate

:fingerguns:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




:ocelot:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Voted for weed, against gerrymandering, for a Democrat who will probably lose, and against a gas tax that goes to the cops instead of the roads.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I went for women and minorities on my ballot, and shot down property tax increases, a vehicle mile tax, and kicked out sitting judges

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Today has been like slowly peeling off a band-aid, but instead of knowing that you'll find a freshly-healed wound you already know that it's gonna be four more years of Cuomo.

At least I got my sticker. :toot:

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Stultus Maximus posted:

Voted for weed, against gerrymandering, for a Democrat who will probably lose, and against a gas tax that goes to the cops instead of the roads.

Same. Now that it's passed, maybe I'll get a weed card for my lovely back. Or make my mom get one for hers.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Super glad that IL dumped Cosplay Biker for Sentient Hefty Bag Full Of Coleslaw but holy poo poo also my uncle is now sheriff


I think this means I get to do crimes with no consequences now

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Professor Bling posted:

Super glad that IL dumped Cosplay Biker for Sentient Hefty Bag Full Of Coleslaw but holy poo poo also my uncle is now sheriff


I think this means I get to do crimes with no consequences now

updates guilliotine.txt

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Professor Bling posted:

I think this means I get to do crimes with no consequences now

Only in his county, so feel free to murder all of the corn.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Only in his county, so feel free to murder all of the corn.

Would that make him a cereal killer?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

BigDave posted:

Would that make him a cereal killer?

A truly corny joke.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

BigDave posted:

Would that make him a cereal killer?

Only if he leaves a maize of clues.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Imagine I was funny enough to come up with a shucking joke and then posted that.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Duzzy Funlop posted:

Imagine I was funny enough to come up with a shucking joke and then posted that.

Aw, shucks.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Took 8 days to husk another corn joke.

And no use of "kernel of truth" during an election.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Nov 15, 2018

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