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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Brady vs Mahomes
Gronk vs Kelce
Edelman vs a Piss test

These two teams have had some awesome games against each other and Reid's recently pummeled the Patriots twice early in the season with impressive offensive schemes.

Both defenses are pretty iffy, so it'd rule if this game was first team to fifty wins, but the Chiefs D showed up last week, while the Patriots picked on a completely depleted Colts Defense last Thursday.

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Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
I mean, if the game isn't a shootout the first team to 50 still wins.

Go Chiefs. :toot:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

Both defenses are pretty iffy, so it'd rule if this game was first team to fifty wins, but the Chiefs D showed up last week, while the Patriots picked on a completely depleted Colts Defense last Thursday.

The Chiefs defense was already very bad (vs non-Bortles people) and now they're just insanely injured. So good news for points is I don't see any possible path to a KC victory other than a shootout. And the Chiefs are built to play in shootouts.

That or they cold fail at a shootout and it'll be a horrible night of Collinsworth praising Brady for everything under the sun while the Patriots win by 20 or 30.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

The Chiefs are like one injury away from playing a not good WR at Safety that hasn't taken snaps on Defense since High School, and will be counting on a fat guy to play a ton of snaps at OLB.

If they pull off the win, put Pat in the HoF tonight.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i was informed that only one qb under 25 has won at foxboro in the brady era

and that qb was the mad kneeler himself

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
i'm not watching this game but this is the game where mahomes gets ruined i can just feel it

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Patriots are relying on a ton of man to man which likely means some busted coverages against the Chiefs skill position guys, and they haven't shown enough pass rush to think they'll get to Mahomes.

That said, the Pats offense looked excellent last week against a crippled Colts D (who just gave up 42 to the Jets sooooo), and don't really have the quick strike options you'd think they'd need to hang with the Chiefs if the defense gets sodomized.

I think ideally they'd want to just have 8 minute drive after 8 minute drive, but I guess we'll see.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Brocken Osieswielers defeated the Tribitskys.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Kalli posted:

don't really have the quick strike options you'd think they'd need to hang with the Chiefs if the defense gets sodomized.

When.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Go chiefs

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gently caress the New England MAGA Hat Wearing Nazi Shitheads


Go Chiefs.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004


This but I'm.prepared to be disappointed.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
I am kind of disappointed "Go Chiefs" isn't the thread title, but I am a massive homer so

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Kalli posted:

Brady vs Mahomes
Gronk vs Kelce
Edelman vs a Piss test

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Lessail posted:

i'm not watching this game but this is the game where mahomes gets ruined i can just feel it

I don't think he's going to get ruined because I actually have confidence (it's loving weird, I don't know either man) that he's good enough that the Pats aren't going to fully stop him with a bad defense, but I can definitely see him making enough mistakes where the game isn't close in the end because the defense isn't able to do anything at all.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The Chiefs for the first time have the better QB and no defense.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1051622803470999552

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Go Pats

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:hmmyes:


e: that led me to this:

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1051599840520613888

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
This intro is worse than the one Thursday night one with the Brazilian lady.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Man I hate the SNF intro.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Elephanthead posted:

This intro is worse than the one Thursday night one with the Brazilian lady.

she's indian

and it was better

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
gently caress I forgot we had to listen to Collinsworth suck a Patriot dick all night.

Ugh.

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
This is gonna be a boat race. Let's go Chiefs with the 40-34 win.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

gently caress the Chiefs hail satan

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


lol pats are getting shithoused tonight

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Strobe posted:

gently caress I forgot we had to listen to Collinsworth suck a Patriot dick all night.

Ugh.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



If you have surround sound enable 5.1 playback and unplug the center channel.

No announcers!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Strobe posted:

gently caress I forgot we had to listen to Collinsworth suck a Patriot dick all night.

Ugh.

Now here's a guy who just hates on Brady the true GOAT

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Tom Brady, the greatest QB

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

AsInHowe posted:

Tom Brady, the greatest QB

:yeah:

SgtSanity
Apr 25, 2005
Excuse me
Patrick “Showtime Pizza” Mahomes

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Premptive I hate all these commentators

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
I feel like the Chiefs have won every toss this year.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Vertical Lime posted:

she's indian

and it was better

Ican't even find it on you tubes to post.

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Let’s goooo

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
I am fairly sure the Chiefs have won every toss this year and have differed every time.. It has to be a record of some kind.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


<3 u gordan freman

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Substandard posted:

I am fairly sure the Chiefs have won every toss this year and have differed every time.. It has to be a record of some kind.

The NFC won the toss in the Super Bowl like 15 straight years until a few years back.

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Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Oh no the Chiefs might finally allow a TD on their opponent's first drive of the game.


A stat that is still somehow true.

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