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Mr. Nice! posted:I haven’t sent Nice and Hot Piss’ gift yet, but that’s because he’s out of town. I trust shim’s gift will arrive at some point. Not sweating it too much. Nope, i'm back. ran into issues so i'm at home with roughly 3 weeks off work. Just to caveat: Mr. Nice has been in contact with me regarding the secret santa gift so I believe no punishment should be sent his way, mainly because I think he's handsome IRL.
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Thank you sir. I’ll get that in the mail, then. Today i got a package that sounded like it had sand in it. Suspecting something was amiss, I made sure to open it upright. It was full of glitter, so I made the right call. I received today a big bag of dicks covered in glitter. 
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Mr. Nice! posted:Thank you sir. I’ll get that in the mail, then. drat I was hoping to glitter bomb you, it was $5 extra! Enjoy the dicks, they’re real candy. I suggest putting them in a serving bowl in your office for guests.
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:Shame on an IGA have you sent anything to your santee I have an amazon cart ready to go since last night and can't find the information, was it an email? Like I am seriously sucking so hard at this I don't know who my santee is anymore
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:drat I was hoping to glitter bomb you, it was $5 extra! Enjoy the dicks, they’re real candy. I suggest putting them in a serving bowl in your office for guests. Glitter bombs are best home built and packed tight to prevent detection. Half a toilet paper tube and a nyquil cup and spring glued on the inside of a box works wonders
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Someone will be recieving two packages on THURSDAY!! THURSDAY!! THURSDAY!! and then another on monday. The good one.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:drat I was hoping to glitter bomb you, it was $5 extra! Enjoy the dicks, they’re real candy. I suggest putting them in a serving bowl in your office for guests. If a tiny bit of glitter hadn’t slipped out, you may have succeeded. I thought for sure there was sand or something in it and nearly poured it on the table.
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So I started reading the Trigger Warning book. I’m not sure if it’s satirizing the right wing or satirizing college campus safe space culture but I hope to fuuuuuck it’s not earnest. It’s bad. I’ll do a let’s read for sure because god drat, the first chapter is the hero rescueing a chick about to get raped by her boyfriend, then getting accused of sexism for getting involved then getting jumped by antifa, and arrested by campus police for inciting a riot. That’s the first chapter.
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 Jesus, that sounds betterworse than that Steven Segal book about some rogue operator saving America from Obama's deep state or whatever
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Deathy McDeath posted:WITH 12 MINUTES TO SPARE This is really well sung. 
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thetechnoloser posted:Awwww Thanks Immanentized/Sarah and Mr. S!  this is the exact thing my boss got me for christmas
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Sarah is n4i's boss
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:Sarah is n4i's boss Weird way to spell beard IMHO.
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That's ok N4I and I are like the resident queer cat dads anyways :highfive:
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Oh boy this book is bad.
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thetechnoloser posted:That's ok N4I and I are like the resident queer cat dads anyways :highfive: I didn’t know you were queer but I think you’ll appreciate your package from amazon anyway. It was hand picked and packed by Jeff Bezos himself, you know?
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:
My Santa got me the same, except the "go gently caress yourself coloring book" instead of the catbutt one 
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OK SINCE I APPARENTLY CANT NOT POST HERE GOES Deathy was a dick and didn't send me something. Sarah gave us a great coloring book of cat buttholes, a book about gun safety for our cats, and most important, cat toys! FrozenVent also stepped up and sent me what every growing boy needs: Socks, lube, and a dirty magazine 
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I got my gift. I'll update when i wake up with pics.
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Found out something interesting about that book. The guy with his name the largest on that book (William Johnstone) died in 2004. It's entirely written by his hack brother J.A. Johnstone but he puts William's name on there to sell more books(to people that love cowboy fiction I guess)
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The phrase “raped to death for the glory of Allah” comes up in earnest.
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loving fingerguns came up during the summer t-shirt drive for Operation Useless Dirt and the followup thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3864574 LOL Syrian Lannister fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Jan 11, 2019 |
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FrozenVent posted:The phrase “raped to death for the glory of Allah” comes up in earnest. You should really start a let's read thread, this book sounds good
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BigDave posted:
This is an unauthorized knockoff McNally shirt.
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McNally posted:This is an unauthorized knockoff McNally shirt. You got McNally’d out of your own T-shirt design lmbo
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Sarah posted:You got McNally’d out of your own T-shirt design lmbo I just want to fill the void that used to be my soul with muskets. Why is that too much to ask?
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McNally posted:I just want to fill the void that used to be my soul with muskets. Why is that too much to ask? It's a pretty big void, the military does that. May I suggest a cannon.
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Time for a collab? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3826007&perpage=40&pagenumber=38#post491540282
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Melthir posted:It's a pretty big void, the military does that. May I suggest a cannon. Cannon's gonna be $20 grand. I've looked into it.
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McNally posted:Cannon's gonna be $20 grand. I've looked into it. Used metal lathes aren't
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Melthir posted:Used metal lathes aren't I mean, isn't it all moot when you consider that nobody is buying official McNally shirts?
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Sorry for the delay N&HP. It’s shipped. Shipping cost me almost what the gift did, but it’s insured in case it gets damaged in transit. I almost repacked shim’s glitter package into something that would pop when you opened the box, but decided against it since i’m late anyways. I think it’s something you’ll really like.
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Have you eaten any of the candy dicks? What do they taste like?
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Have you eaten any of the candy dicks? What do they taste like? They're basically candy coated smartees. Really sweet. Pretty hard. Haven't eaten the whole bag yet.
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Viva did you get the second package yet?
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