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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
like if we broke it down to a monthly fee

and this fee covers low tax, a technician/engineer, and bandwidth.

no more ads

just straight up non profitable but totally sustainable

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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
$1

pram
Jun 10, 2001
$0 op

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
forums as a service weekly fee

charge to view each post, but do like quake champions loot backpacks and don't offer a bulk discount.

charge to post, and charge extra to poo poo post (basically all posts)

charge to disable infinite scrolling

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

shitpostin costs a buck o five

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

buy Posting Credits for your account

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
about tree fiddy

pram
Jun 10, 2001
surely the blockchain is a solution to these problems

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


$5 but for $10/month you get to probe 2 people of your choice for 48 hours or something

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


i'm curious to find out what the actual break-even per active user would be

not curious enough to actually put in any footwork mind you

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
$20/month but only for yospos access

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
free teir limited to 1 post per minute
pro tier $5/mo 1 post per second

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

quoting stymie immediately charges your card $50

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
sell user data for the big bux, taxman

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
you now need to put in your phone number to log in

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
is the huge increase in robocalls I am recieving due to my number being leaked from a site that uses it as "additional security" because it sucks balls. I get more robo calls than real calls.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
facebook admitted to it yeah

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
zucked again

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

$5 -$10 a month seems fair

but only if they start letting us search archives

Wells
Sep 21, 2008

THIS IS A BIZ!!!
Lipstick Apathy
loot crates what contain posts, op

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
i never asked for this

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
if it's less than :10bux: i'll pay it

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

buy Posting Credits for your account

i cant afford this

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
apple charge me like $1.50 for lotsa gigs in icloud

SA could charge $1.50 month

if he had 1000 users that would be more than enough
10000 users? $1 every 2 months would be epic levels


i’d do it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
only if i was forced tho

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
I’d do a buck fifty a month.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

$1 for 50 kyankabux, $3 for 170 (20 free!)

each post costs 3 kyankabux

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
is the exchange rate of kyankabux tied to USD or are they an independent currency that can be invested into and trades and exchanged later for significantly lower amounts of USD?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

President Beep posted:

I’d do a buck fifty a month.

svenkatesh
Sep 5, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I should get paid to post my quality content

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

how has no one said the sex number OR the weed number yet???

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

ADINSX posted:

how has no one said the sex number OR the weed number yet???

id pay $420.69 to neverr see you're posting again

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

is the exchange rate of kyankabux tied to USD or are they an independent currency that can be invested into and trades and exchanged later for significantly lower amounts of USD?

whatever they are, they're the kind that you can't use them all up. always a few kyankabux left in the bank tempting you to buy more

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

facebook admitted to it yeah

lots of others too. be careful who you give your number to, many sell info to basically anyone. I’m p sure what did it one other time was loving for pay software that “required” registration

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



echinopsis posted:

apple charge me like $1.50 for lotsa gigs in icloud

SA could charge $1.50 month

if he had 1000 users that would be more than enough
10000 users? $1 every 2 months would be epic levels


i’d do it

id be cool with a buck a month but only if annual subscriptions come with something like one title credit or something

i dunno, i spent a few bucks this year already for fun stuff. this is the only site (yospos) where people are not as big an rear end in a top hat as facebook and sometimes they even post cool renders or something interesting

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
just make a forums patreon so people can finance the forums if they want to

i mean fuckin chapo does that and gets like $100,000 a month iirc

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



low tax has a Patreon already lmao

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

a one time fee of $420.69. and lowtax has to come over and do chores or something

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:

low tax has a Patreon already lmao

no more obscurely it’s for his let’s play YouTube channel or whatever and doesn’t have open subscription options where people can put in whatever if I remember correctly

e. nvm all of that is wrong and old news, it's all tied in now and pulls about $2k a month

OldAlias fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Oct 19, 2018

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Just launch new forum software and don't bother importing the old posts or users and still charge 10 dollars to join who cares. Migrations are for nerds anyway.

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