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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

yup

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





They should probably end this after the first quarter and have both teams go out together for pizza and ice cream because they both put in such a good effort. :unsmith:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Quiet Feet posted:

They should probably end this after the first quarter and have both teams go out together for pizza and ice cream because they both put in such a good effort. :unsmith:

lol no the cardinals are going to be dead silent on the van ride home and their daddy won't make eye contact when tucking them in at night

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

JACK'D UP!

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

Qwijib0 posted:

I should not watch this

But I will

At least there’s a high draft pick at the end of the season :shepicide:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
lol look at all these Cards fans who came out to see this

Edit: looks like most of the fans are Broncos anyways oops

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Jesus loving Christ

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

skipdogg posted:

At least there’s a high draft pick at the end of the season :shepicide:

Can we draft an OC? :haw:

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



“We’ve secretly replaced the Arizona Cardinals with a high school football team. Let’s see if they notice.”







football as in soccer

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

I expected a drop off this season but drat this is just embarrassing.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

seiferguy posted:

lol look at all these Cards fans who came out to see this

Edit: looks like most of the fans are Broncos anyways oops

Stadium is accessible by one freeway, in the middle of rush hour and the team is bad. Frankly surprised to see it as full as it is

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Dlineman trying to pop one of Fitz's kidneys jfc

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Qwijib0 posted:

Stadium is accessible by one freeway, in the middle of rush hour and the team is bad. Frankly surprised to see it as full as it is

nonsense sir you could just take surface streets all the way across tow-hahahah i couldn't even finish that

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Came for the thread title. Made me chuckle pretty good

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
That’s the way to catch up!

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Contract the NFL

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Qwijib0 posted:

Stadium is accessible by one freeway, in the middle of rush hour and the team is bad. Frankly surprised to see it as full as it is

I’ll have a Sun City joke lined up by the 3rd.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Man Rosen needs to not throw contested deep balls on 3rd and not long

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Now that was a garbage throw

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

:fork::fork:

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


:lol:

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Rosen not having a good night.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hey I just turned on the game.

Why did I turn on this game?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

lol jesus

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Josh “Nathan” Rosen

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
I suspect the Arizona Cardinals might not be a good football team

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


jesus christ

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Codependent Poster posted:

Hey I just turned on the game.

Why did I turn on this game?

Because baseball is boring and it’s nice to have something to switch to occasionally

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

fsif posted:

Josh “Nathan” Rosen

I hosed this up. Pretend I typed Josh “Allen” Rosen

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
This is the first quarter. Some teams wait till quarter 2 or 3 to put up 21 points. But not tonight.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
That high-five ruled.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
lol what a shitshow

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Phyein posted:

Came for the thread title. Made me chuckle pretty good

:tipshat:

The dogs gonna want to go to the park soon

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
loving lol the high five pre-endzone

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





You know how after you watch a team for a little while you kind of get an idea of what their office is supposed to be? Like a bruising rushing attack, deep passing game, etc? What in the hell is this Cardinals offense supposed to be? They suck. Obviously they suck but what is it they're actually trying to do?

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Up next, strip sack fumble TD

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Gatts posted:

This is the first quarter. Some teams wait till quarter 2 or 3 to put up 21 points. But not tonight.

John, you have a raiders game to prepare for, you shouldn't be posting.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

Qwijib0 posted:

Now that was a garbage throw

Not a good throw but that pick was more on Nelson than Rosen.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Rosen is gonna retire during this time out

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Rosen loving shook.

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