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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Ask me about weirdos in public libraries!

Rabe Radbury: Dec 12, 2019

Sit on the floor and pour yourself a bowl of cereal. (Note: I did not make this up).

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Rabe Radbury: Dec 12, 2019

Other ways to be weird that have been tried successfully where I work:

Ask for books on how to do time travel.
Touch a staff person to demonstrate the mystical powers you received after a stroke.
Climb a bookshelf to hide something in the ceiling tiles.
Wear a bag of your head to hide your identity. Be sure to wear your glasses on the outside of the bag.

I could go on, but this should be enough to get you started.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 17:06

Rabe Radbury: Dec 12, 2019

I was at the help desk and about to help someone with his phone. He noticed the screen was dirty so he brought it up to his face and LICKED the screen, rubbed his spit around with a sock from his pocket, and handed it to me.

Yes I took it. I figure I've touched much worse in the library without knowing it.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 01:15

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