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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

The Big Jesus posted:

Why did raiders cut seabass for this guy then cut him too

Jon “10 years, 100 million dollars” Gruden

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
We’re going to see a 70+ yard FG sooner rather than later. My goodness it seems like kickers are either awful or can easily hit from around 60 like it’s an old extra point.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

fsif posted:

This could be the last prime time Eli two minute drill we will ever see

Savor it

Welp

Suck a Dick No Homo
Apr 22, 2008

sexy tiger boobs posted:

thats not the math at all, all the outcomes aren't equally likely

What do 2 point conversions hit at, something like 48%? It works out if you make 2 point conversions at better than a 33% clip.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

$$$ Giorgio

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







so you fire shurmer right

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Can’t wait to see what Jon “who wants a kicker capable of nailing two 50+ yard field goals in one game kicker” gruden does with the cowboys first round pick.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

FizFashizzle posted:

so you fire shurmer right

You fire Gettleman for loving the team for at least 4 years with a single draft.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Wonderllama posted:

Can’t wait to see what Jon “who wants a kicker capable of nailing two 50+ yard field goals in one game kicker” gruden does with the cowboys first round pick.

He’ll get a long-snapper or some such poo poo.

Because he’s wily like a rock.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Oh my god. If they score I’m going to loving lose my bet.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

FizFashizzle posted:

so you fire shurmer right

Get better players. Then, if they still suck, fire Shurmer.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Wonderllama posted:

Can’t wait to see what Jon “who wants a kicker capable of nailing two 50+ yard field goals in one game kicker” gruden does with the cowboys first round pick.

Don’t forget Khalil Mack

Boosh!
Apr 12, 2002
Oven Wrangler
Hahahha gently caress me

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

Wonderllama posted:

Can’t wait to see what Jon “who wants a kicker capable of nailing two 50+ yard field goals in one game kicker” gruden does with the cowboys first round pick.

You can get a real nice kicker for a first rounder.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Oh, Eli...

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
this is hilarious

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
lmao Eli

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

FizFashizzle posted:

so you fire shurmer right

I mean they should never have hired him the first place and should have fired him every day since, so sure.

I don't think the two point thing or this game changes anything.

e: haha, I say while I watch them completely gently caress up the end of this desperation game

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

ok...

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

soggybagel posted:

Oh my god. If they score I’m going to loving lose my bet.

Then you're way more tense about this game than anybody else, really

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The giants are a very bad football team.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

fire the New York Giants

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.
loving. Fire. Everyone.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Lmao

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

shirts and skins posted:

Then you're way more tense about this game than anybody else, really

I’m honestly furious.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Eli finally remembered how to throw a fade

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Beckham made Manning look a little less ridiculous than he would otherwise. Like a lil smidge

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Jesus this is the worst time management lmao

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Barudak posted:

The giants are a very bad football team.

My brother in law is a huge Giants fan and I feel really bad for him this year.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



:lol::lol:

God drat this game.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Operation: gently caress The Bettors is a success.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
Get the onside kick and go for the tie.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Hahahahahaha

Was that a backdoor cover?!

Sent from my iPad
Jun 19, 2000

:laffo:

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

that was the most garbage red zone series I've seen and I'm a Texans fan

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

What in the blue gently caress lol

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp
Goddammit, they just had to beat the spread :argh:

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
love 2 preserve my clock

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

shirts and skins posted:

Hahahahahaha

Was that a backdoor cover?!

Yes. I just lost.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Manning is playing as dumb as he looks

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