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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



A Man and his Hog posted:

Both these teams are garbage...

This game is awful

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

pmchem posted:

Witten’s breakdown of the passing game averages like 2 errors per sentence

Him going through like 3 different meanings of "levels" was good

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Proteus Jones posted:

This game is awful

What happens when a stoppable force meets a moveable object?

*punt*

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I don't know if I even want to watch this game. Will I really get anything from it that I wouldn't from watching the highlights? Besides a shitload of commercials and the dubious pleasure of listening to Jason Witten trip over the dicks in his mouth

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


I hope they keep up with the sacks so it's like 30 sacks by OT

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.
I loving hate the play by play guy with Witten too. He can't properly convey nuance with his voice, he's always at an 11. "AMARI COOPER . . WAS TRADED . . TO THE COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOG WHAT YOU GOT ON THIS TRADE TO THE COWBOYS?"

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
I just turned on the game.. I wonder what the score is?.... Ohhh...


I might just turn this off in 6 more football minutes.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I like that that was apparently the third incompletion in this game.

Collectively the quarterbacks are 18/21.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Witten thinks Amari is a field stretcher and worth a first

Like he’s running deep go routes any better than Gallup

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Roman Reigns has cancer drat

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.
Big offseason signing right there

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
I hope this game goes into OT and ends in a divide by zero score.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lmao shut the gently caress up jason witten dallas didn't win poo poo

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life

pmchem posted:

Witten thinks Amari is a field stretcher and worth a first

Like he’s running deep go routes any better than Gallup

He thinks Dallas won the trade. No bias there. Nope. No sir.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

pmchem posted:

Witten thinks Amari is a field stretcher and worth a first

Like he’s running deep go routes any better than Gallup

Like dak can even hit those throws anyways. Witten massive stan, what else is new

A Man and his Hog
Jun 26, 2018

by R. Guyovich
What the gently caress are the giants doing

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
seriously this might be the worst game of the year so far

A Man and his Hog
Jun 26, 2018

by R. Guyovich
This is the worst loving play calling by the Giants

Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
just got home is this game as much of a fart as i expected

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I'm so loving tired of Eli getting blamed for this clown show. Every time he takes more than 1.5 seconds in the pocket someone, usually in a friendly uniform, gets shoved into his rear end. Either that or he remembers the last 500 plays where exactly that happened. Our offensive line coach should be shot.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


I like pistachio nuts

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Hooper just abused Webb

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
What’s a Marvin Hall?

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.
As a New York Giants fan I don't understand what the Falcons did. Are passes allowed to be thrown that deep? That's a legal play?

A Man and his Hog
Jun 26, 2018

by R. Guyovich
THERE WE GO!!!!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Throw the drat ball wtf

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
It's been 22 years since dallas did poo poo.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Fat Jesus posted:

I like pistachio nuts

it sucks that they are so expensive because i can crush an entire bag with ease

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
gently caress I thought that was ridley :/

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
fuxk it just throw bombs the rest of the game TIA

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

the... patriots... are going to renew their rivalry with... the bills...

Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007

Fat Jesus posted:

I like pistachio nuts

I bought two kilos of them. It was a good decision

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Chinatown posted:

it sucks that they are so expensive because i can crush an entire bag with ease

my dog loves them and can smell from a mile away when I got some so i end up giving him every 10th one

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Good on Cadillac making their commercial 40 dB lower than the rest of the programming

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
"Shurmur knows what he has with his offensive line"

does he though?

A Man and his Hog
Jun 26, 2018

by R. Guyovich
GIANTS WHAT THE gently caress!

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.
This team loving sucks.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

deion jone

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
My word Witten sucks

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Chilichimp posted:

My word Witten sucks

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