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If you should meat the krust in the street, bust him
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 15:11 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 13:07 |
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A frustrated student, weary of study and losing the path approached his master and and stated "I don't give a hot gay gently caress WHAT Congress wants! Legalize weed, dude!!!" Several moments of silence passed until the master smiled at his student and responded: "I'm gay"
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 17:10 |
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Nomodsnomaste
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 11:40 |
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One day a member of the forums was toiling along with his peers. He was asked "what is the nature of your labor?" And immediately released his bowels.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 15:59 |
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Burt Sexual posted:I had no idea what a koan was until today. At least the formal name for it. It’s Japanese No it's a type of question or narrative posed to make you introspective.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 17:02 |
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A novice poster, realizing a senior goon deserved it, aspired only to give him the best posts. When the senior goon realized that he was being given better posts he immediately asked for a probation. The novice stopped posting in solidarity, and sent him many PMs asking him to return, but he received no answer. Finally a week had passed, and the novice sent a final message. "Goon sire, you may not want to, but I need to poo poo post" At that moment the probation was lifted and the goon returned. "Lol" he messaged the novice "that is the lesson. when your reg date is as old as mine, remember to still poo poo post with the worst of them."
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 18:15 |
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If you should see a mod upon the forums, Reap his taint
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2018 17:38 |
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Once a goon made a request of GBS. "I have just logged in to the forums, what should I post?" GBS said "Have you had a shower?" And, being a goon, he said "no, I have not" "Then," said GBS, "wash your balls." The goon had an insight. ... Then farted.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2018 21:39 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 13:07 |
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One day after many grueling trials, a student approached his master. "Master, I am leaving the forums. It is trying, hurtful, the search feature is still broken, and too difficult to go on." The master thought on this for a moment before responding; "Dao gay. so what" And the student was enlightened.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 18:15 |