Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Devils Affricate posted:

The man who does not post for fear of probation, has already banned himself

Grevling posted:

One day as Manjusri stood outside the thread, the Buddha called to him, “Manjusri, Manjusri, why do you not post?”
Manjusri replied, “I do not see myself as lurking. Why post?”

McGavin posted:

Tanzan and Ekido were once traveling together down a muddy road. A heavy rain was still falling.

Coming around a bend, they met a lovely girl in a silk kimono and sash, unable to cross the intersection.

"Come on, girl" said Tanzan at once. Lifting her in his arms, he carried her over the mud.

Ekido did not speak again until that night when they reached a lodging temple. Then he no longer could restrain himself. "We goons don't go near females," he told Tanzan, "especially not young and lovely ones. It is dangerous. Why did you do that?"

"I left the girl there," said Tanzan. "Are you still carrying her printer?"