A haunted doll is a p. retty messed up thought

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Think about the conceptual idea of a doll, which is a type of toy that children can have/observe. It has all the associations of children, like playing, or also sharing. A child can hug a doll.

A child can hug a doll.

Now imagine if the doll had a ghost or spirit inside of it, such as inside of the head. That doll (toy) would now be a doll (ghost). This means it has the associations of a ghost or angel, not of a child. It might be a dead kind of child, or an unrelated ghost that could be inside of the doll. A child might still be around or look at the doll.

This is pretty messed up and should become entertainment for the voluntarily afraid.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 05:06

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 06:25

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Manifisto posted:

now think about a haunted rubber duckie

think about it

It would be able to float on blood, which is the scary type of liquid.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 05:30

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Android Blues posted:

Think about this for a second. You remember, from your childhood, the good song, "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"? You wonder what the star is. It underlines how much of a stupid infant you are and how much you love being one, at that age, the tender age of small. It is a wholesome memory. But you also fear being small again. To be such a tiny idiot again would disempower you. Thus, it is also scary. When you are watching images to elicit fear and a child sings it in a darkened hallway, or perhaps it comes out of a scratchy record player, you are at once reduced and captured in the cloying amber of your past. You feel as prehistoric man did when a tiger made fun of his slow walk before eating him.

By this corollary, here are some other things from the idiot time that are scary: Play 'n' Shape Animals Learning Pad. Geometric shapes hole and peg pack. Stackable letter block. All these give the tiger feeling.

Android Blues posted:

Dolls give huge amounts of the tiger feeling, and even more of it if they are a doll of the type where you fill them with water and they piss on command, which is marketed to children somehow, which really, would putting a ghost in that make it any more haunted? I feel like it might wrap around and make it less. The ghost would probably know shame and refrain from unnecessary pissing.

I'm dying lmao

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 09:47

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Nosfereefer posted:

what if a child was playing with a doll but a ghost then spoke to it b/c the doll is haunted and the child is very afraid

but the child is dead and is the ghost itself

What if your child had an imaginary friend, and that friend was a ghost? This is the plot of The Sixth Sense, a film about having the mysterious sixth sense: double-taste.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 21:02

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Manifisto posted:

what if a ghost child was playing with a doll but it was like a normal doll

not haunted or possessed or anything

spooooOOOooOOOOooooky

It is literally being possessed by a ghost at that moment! It is a ghost's possession! And that's a pretty messed up thought!

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 21:02

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[in redneck comedy tour catchphrase guy voice] That's a pretty messed up thought.

*audience goes wild*

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 21:03

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alnilam posted:

Ron White's new tour You can't fix haunted

Mostly jokes about getting high and asking your wife to shove a haunted doll up your rear end

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 23:06

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 06:25

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Bluedeanie posted:

yknow whatd be REAL hosed up...

a haunted real doll(tm)

Instead of feeling like you're loving a dead girl

it feels like you're loving a dead girl!

# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 06:06

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