hamjobs posted:

Whoa ok here's a thought:

What if there was a log that looked exactly like a baby, but the log was secretly haunted and this mom was like "I will name him Otik" and was like "I will care for this log like my own child," and then creepy poo poo started happening, like the creepy spooky stuff that would happen with a real baby around, like things in diapers (not just old bark) and what if the log ate a cat? You know, normal baby stuff, but *spooky*. That would be messed up. Also everyone would be Czech.