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When an old lady asks you what time it is, ask her what it was like being alive during world war 2. Either she'll be insulted cause she's not that old, or she'll start answering you seriously and be pleased that someone is taking an interest in her life and then you say GOD talk talk talk boooring bye
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Rolling down the window at the stop light, looking at the driver next to you and gesturing to your jar of Grey Poupon
"mmm would you like some Grey Poupon? mmmm..."
*eat some of it and exclaim loudly with delight whilst speeding away extremely rapidly squeeling the tires doing a really smoky burnout*
playing stairway ijn the guitar shop despite the sign
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