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ShinyBirdTeeth

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Sharing very personal problems while standing at a urinal.

Yelling swears at my dog in public for 'not being cute enough'

When people say, "good day" responding, "Pft, maybe for you, nerd."

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ShinyBirdTeeth

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Only tipping 9%.

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Calling every old man I talk to "darlin".

Shaking my rump on the bus so everyone is jealous.

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Shucks to you lot, this bible study is lame.

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Buying a billboard on Route 9 with a picture of a testicle.

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Splatmaster posted:

Paying someone to kick your rear end and then not letting them kick your rear end after paying them

loving savage

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Manifisto posted:

lurk the hello & chat thread without posting

Don't tempt people into evil, Manifisto!!!

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Stopping at the foot of the stairwell so I can floss.

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Enjoying some fermented fish and onions on the subway.

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Setting up a wooden stand with red wine and biscuits:

"Communion done kwik, $4"

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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Setting up a wooden stand with red wine and biscuits:

"Communion done kwik, $4"

Never miss the Game again with Communion Done Kwik and now Communion At Home, the first Personal Sacrament Service.

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ShinyBirdTeeth

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Putting up a bunch of scarecows in dairy country.

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