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Instead of helping an old lady across the street, murder a family of four in Ohio Buy your girlfriend's movie ticket, popcorn and a drink? No way, just fire all of your design team employees for fun Be the best man at your best friend's wedding? Not today, Satan, we're gonna fist ourselves on Omegle and Livestream it to the space station
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TOOT BOOT posted:eating someone else's lunch out of the work fridge in front of them, during a meeting, loudly, to show off your big dick energy
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-eat a large fast food meal, maybe two, from a generic "mexican" restaurant -improperly fill out lots of customs forms for products that cannot legally be shipped to ukraine -DON'T take a number -wait in line without number -talk on cell phone loudly about your roiling guts while in line -offgas into line, repeatedly -get pissed off and throw packages and customs forms at postal worker after holding up line for over 1 hour -pour blue fluid on tampon 1x/month while doing all of this, but out of view of any boyfriend
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Nov 11, 2018 04:16
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Humming Radiohead songs tunelessly in a funeral parlor
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Nov 24, 2018 05:42
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walking on the left side of every stairwell, real slow, in america. standing very very still on an escalator while playing enka over my bluetooth speaker.
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Dec 3, 2018 04:11
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swapping the hand lotion next to the toilet for depilatory cream
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Dec 5, 2018 22:40
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vanisher posted:Any kind of job in marketing, really Corporate public relations is a personal hell
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Dec 5, 2018 23:45
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bare bottom pancakes posted:finding a native american and littering in front of them a single tear is rolling down my cheek as spaghetti splashes my feet and legs
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Dec 6, 2018 17:40
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