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Who Wants the Cup the Most?
This poll is closed.
Red Bull New York 6 14.29%
Atlanta United FC 6 14.29%
Sporting Kansas City 4 9.52%
Seattle Sounders FC 4 9.52%
Los Angeles FC 2 4.76%
FC Dallas 1 2.38%
New York City FC 0 0%
Portland Timbers 6 14.29%
D.C. United 8 19.05%
Columbus Crew SC 3 7.14%
Philadelphia Union 1 2.38%
Real Salt Lake 1 2.38%
Total: 42 votes
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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Shrapnig posted:

It's Jeffy's 2nd title

So it is, and this was when he was playing for Colorado too haha

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I'm glad Valeri has been poo poo tonight

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

paddyboat posted:

MLS Cup Playoffs 2018: The Sacha Kljestan Depreciation Station

The fucker married a Victoria Secret model while looking like Borat, he either has a 16 inch pipe or is the most charming man in the world.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

I'm glad Valeri has been poo poo tonight

His Audi Good Player Number is in the toilet for sure.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

His Audi Good Player Number is in the toilet for sure.

Can someone explain that poo poo to me? Is it like dzsibot and doesn't mean anything?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Whoever replaces Tata has nowhere to go but down.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

paddyboat posted:

MLS Cup Playoffs 2018: The Sacha Kljestan Depreciation Station

gently caress. Him.

Shrapnig posted:

I got stared at by Freddy Adu when I gave him some poo poo when he was playing for Philly because lol Freddy Adu.

gently caress. Him.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

TwoStepBoog posted:

Whoever replaces Tata has nowhere to go but down.

Goddamn, we have Taylor Twellman here with us right now.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Shrapnig posted:

Goddamn, we have Taylor Twellman here with us right now.

Except I'm drunk

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

TwoStepBoog posted:

Except I'm drunk

His brain is working on the same level but for you it's just today. For him it's 24 hours a day.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Anyway, just happy I didn't have to watch SKC probably do the same thing here.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Hey I'm Taylor Twellman and welcome to MLS

*gets hit in the nuts with an anvil*

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Shrapnig posted:

Hey I'm Taylor Twellman and welcome to MLS

*gets hit in the head with an anvil*

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Thanks for helping us dodge that bullet, Atlanta.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I'm glad

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Good job Atlanta, well deserved.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Shrapnig posted:

Hey I'm Taylor Twellman and welcome to MLS

*gets hit in the nuts with an anvil*

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Your Boy Fancy posted:

gently caress. Him.


gently caress. Him.

lol agreed, him being anywhere near the national team sucked

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







soccer town, usa

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

Good job Atlanta, well deserved.

This is the worst possible outcome for an Atlanta franchise.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

lol

https://twitter.com/NewYorkRedBulls/status/1071601610340610048

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Shrapnig posted:

This is the worst possible outcome for an Atlanta franchise.

In the sense that there's nowhere to go but down?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


gently caress Portland is never a negative outcome.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

In the sense that there's nowhere to go but down?

In a city like Atlanta that couldn't care less about pro sports unless they're winning, yes.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Back from the park. Just saw the highlights uploaded to some russian youtube channel. Wow, looks like Atlanta was gifted some fluke goal and then got all the calls from the ref. Amazing. Congratulations Atlanta on winning the MLS equivalent of the Carabao Cup. Maybe you can hang out with real trophy winners like the Red Bulls and Dynamo next season.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I laughed when this happened
https://twitter.com/HenryBushnell/status/1071605274920845312

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
That was unwatchable garbage lol

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

African AIDS cum posted:

That was unwatchable garbage lol

It can't be unwatchable if you didn't watch my man.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Shrapnig posted:

It can't be unwatchable if you didn't watch my man.

I did and it was turgid crap played on a hideous plastic field and lol at this league adding even more teams

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
gg Atlanta. That bandwagon next year is going to be mighty full.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Congrats to the six goons who correctly knew Atlanta United wanted the Cup the most.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Shrapnig posted:

Can someone explain that poo poo to me? Is it like dzsibot and doesn't mean anything?

Basically, yes. Here’s an interesting deep dive into the way it works, as far as anyone can tell: https://www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2016/12/6/cracking-the-code-analyzing-the-audi-player-index

TL;DR: Inaccuracies in the data the API is working with plus poor balancing between different positions means it’s drat near useless.

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Woof, that was a night. GG Atlanta.

insider
Feb 22, 2007

A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.
Late to this but how did Portland even get to the cup with what appeared to be zero serviceable strikers?

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

because MLS makes zero sense.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

insider posted:

Late to this but how did Portland even get to the cup with what appeared to be zero serviceable strikers?

Because, in reverse order, Kansas City also have zero serviceable strikers, someone thought Ozzie Alonso could take a penalty in the shootout, Dairon Asprilla is somehow Mr. November, and Dallas are actually way worse than their record implied.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

insider posted:

Late to this but how did Portland even get to the cup with what appeared to be zero serviceable strikers?

The Western Conference sucks now.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Crazy long shot but I seem to have lost my long treasured DC United 2008 home shirt, anyone know where I could replace it?

Tried eBay obviously but hoping for something different

Ciprian Maricon fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Feb 21, 2019

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ciprian Maricon posted:

Crazy long shot but I seem to have lost my long treasured DC United 2008 home shirt, anyone know where I could replace it?

Tried eBay obviously but hoping for something different

What size?

I have a late 90s DC shirt that I'll send you for free if you want, again size dependent.

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Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



XL since I'm 700lbs and don't ever leave my house, you certainly don't have to man, there's a replacement for me on eBay but I hate giving paypal money just hoping there was some website I didn't know about for old shirts

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