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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > MLS Cup Playoffs 2018: Well, SOMEONE has to win it
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Who Wants the Cup the Most?
This poll is closed.
Red Bull New York 6 14.29%
Atlanta United FC 6 14.29%
Sporting Kansas City 4 9.52%
Seattle Sounders FC 4 9.52%
Los Angeles FC 2 4.76%
FC Dallas 1 2.38%
New York City FC 0 0%
Portland Timbers 6 14.29%
D.C. United 8 19.05%
Columbus Crew SC 3 7.14%
Philadelphia Union 1 2.38%
Real Salt Lake 1 2.38%
Total: 42 votes
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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

 I love FC Dallas' mall announcement chime.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
there it is

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:09
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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

 Straight red without question.

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:09
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Can't wait to see Dallas still not score

E: lol at hoping for VAR vindication

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:09
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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Watching Dallas implode every fall is one of life’s minor reassurances.

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:10
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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Portland keeps raising the limbo stick higher and Dallas keeps tripping on its dick and falling down anyway

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:14
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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Watching DC be put to the sword by gyasi zardes is gonna be good

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:14
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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha LAFF WITHOUT CEASING

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:22
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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha LAFF WITHOUT CEASING

same

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:23
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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Lollll

Rest in piss Dallas

God, what happened to that team

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:23
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha LAFF WITHOUT CEASING

FC DALLAS TILL I DIEEEEEEEEEEE:suicide:

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:23
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dallas' fraud status: confirmed

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:23
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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

 :whitewater:

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:23
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

shirts and skins posted:

Lollll

Rest in piss Dallas

God, what happened to that team

If you ever took them seriously this season, that's on you. The franchise has a storied past with embarrassing failure in the postseason and I've never been given any reason to assume anything will change.

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:24
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plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
:getin:

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:24
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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

 if sports betting were legal, i wanted to bet on a Valeri hat trick
I just need you all to know this

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:24
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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Dallas shooting in the final third is like my attempts at bumper bowling as a child

Fuckin FOUND ways to gently caress up and gutter out

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:27
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

TwoStepBoog posted:

if sports betting were legal, i wanted to bet on a Valeri hat trick
I just need you all to know this

I'd put money on a third for Valeri before a first for Dallas

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:29
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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Is that a dead rabbit on Barrios' head?

Lol, sent that towards the hall of fame...

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:30
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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Shinjobi posted:

If you ever took them seriously this season, that's on you. The franchise has a storied past with embarrassing failure in the postseason and I've never been given any reason to assume anything will change.

Good news! I did not. Sorry about your weird cursed team. Maybe they should switch back to the Burn?

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:30
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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

 Poor Bobby Rhine spinning in his grave rn.

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:32
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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Ha! The announcers just gave up on their team.

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:33
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

I'd put money on a third for Valeri before a first for Dallas

Even though he got subbed off, would still bet on this

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:34
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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

 Poor non-call.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

shirts and skins posted:

Good news! I did not. Sorry about your weird cursed team. Maybe they should switch back to the Burn?

Maybe they should just be buried in a dumpster. Leave the hall of fame right next to it though.

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:38
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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Urruti sulking on the bench is the angry and more sympathetic version of Sad Zlatan

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:40
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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Attinella is channelling his inner Rimando tonight.

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Seven more minutes of this. Dallas wouldn’t score with an extra seventy.

Edit: lol

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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Your Boy Fancy posted:

Seven more minutes of this. Dallas wouldn’t score with an extra seventy.

Edit: lol

You jinxed it.

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:45
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The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Seven more minutes of this. Dallas wouldn’t score with an extra seventy.

Edit: lol

son of a

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:46
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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
What an entertaining pile of crap.

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:50
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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

 RIP

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:51
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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

 Oscar Pareja is the Arsene Wenger Tony Pulis of MLS.

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:54
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
gently caress off and die, FCD. Sell the team or start spending more than 5 dollars on it.

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 04:55
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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

 lol dallas

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the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

 soccer is bananas also woo Timbers

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 06:28
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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

shirts and skins posted:

Lollll

Rest in piss Dallas

God, what happened to that team

Dallas are inverse Sounders

Get worse the longer the season goes on.

Also lol at that Hall of Fame, DC United, LAFC and Minnesota built an entire loving stadiums faster than Dallas put together the Hall of Fame.

* # ? Nov 1, 2018 06:43
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Jack2142 posted:

Dallas are inverse Sounders

Get worse the longer the season goes on.

Also lol at that Hall of Fame, DC United, LAFC and Minnesota built an entire loving stadiums faster than Dallas put together the Hall of Fame.

Still faster than NYC though

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highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

 hey folks, first time long time; I really liked that ball that Ebobisse laid off to Valeri for the second goal.

I'll take my reply off the line.

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Jack2142 posted:

Dallas are inverse Sounders

Get worse the longer the season goes on.

Also lol at that Hall of Fame, DC United, LAFC and Minnesota built an entire loving stadiums faster than Dallas put together the Hall of Fame.

Considering Lindsay Simpson still hasn’t been seen in public, I’d be wary about using Buzzard Point as a good data point

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