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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

When ordinary swears won't allow you to express your feelings, but actual language terrifies you deeply.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

T.S. Eliot's "The Cunting gently caress"

April is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain,
You shitfucking cuntwit
You absolute trashlord
I don't give a doubleshitter megafuck
About your cunting Starnbergersee

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

That guy gets off his probie in 25 minutes. Prepare for battle.
504 clutching a piece of paper on which is written the ultimate swear, developed over 6 hours of intense meditation:

clitarrhea

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Teh Suck Eliot
Miss Helen Slingsby was my maiden aunt,
And lived in a small house near a fashionable square
Cared for by servants to the number of four. Cool.
Now throw that poo poo away.

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