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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.apple.com/apple-events/

expectations - iphone ecks-style ipad pro with usb c, $999+ retinal air macbook with touch id, mac mini, ipad mini, apple pencil you can stroke, the weird macbook, imac
rumours - airpower (lmao), airpods 2, (i)mac pro

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Good Sphere posted:

wait does intel even have the cpus that apple wants to be a significant upgrade yet?

what do you mean

SO DEMANDING posted:

lol never gonna happen, likewise for iphone

even kmc is floating usbc afaik, and he usually is quite close

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Good Sphere posted:

what i mean is that lately macbooks have had very small improvements lately between releases, and last time i've heard intel would not have a processor ready with significant improvements for new macbooks. of course though, this is a rumor i've heard from THE VERGE and probably holds little to no merit

idk, this year's macbooks pro have cutting edge intel cpus, so i don't see why any other new macbooks wouldn't have them. as to processor growth slowing down in general - that's unrelated, imo

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Maximo Roboto posted:

They'd better not announce a hardware upgrade on the iPhone SE, since the one I bought arrives tonight

don’t worry they won’t do that any time soon

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Wheany posted:

new macbook with 1 usb-c connector and a 1 vga connector

vga connector is on the bottom

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




timb stop saying expecially

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




new macbook air

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




graph posted:

retina air comin

downside: something about it is going to be hilarious

keyboard too thick so its ipad now

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




FUNCTION KEY ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




rear end cobra posted:

but isnt the macbook the newer macbook air

no, and enver was

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




that dig at xps 13 lol

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Agile Vector posted:

basically makes it the air i wanted tbh

maybe rip my 2012 air in a year when these have decent refurbs. heck the touchid is what it should have been all along too

yes if this comes in 16gb ram/512gb ssd then ill likely just buy it

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




calm down mrs. presenter, no need to be so nervous

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




8th gen i5, 16 gb ram, 512bg ssd

that's a dealie i guess. whats the dollar, timb?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




soo they will just sell aluminum capsules with steves blood that are computers

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




graph posted:

its got a headphone jack

no, by the look of it?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




qirex posted:

what’s the effective resolution of the screen?

about 2600x1500

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Bulgakov posted:

touch id with no touch bar for one

also price

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Vomik posted:

oh yeah that’s nice too but what if they’d just taken the 13” pro and added that f key row and Touch ID?

it wouldn't cost $1200

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




qirex posted:

nah it does not let you scale it that small. is it the same resolution as the 13” pro?
they are saying 4mil pixles. 2600*1500 is 3.9mil

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Bulgakov posted:

the new mac solution for build farms

literally for build farms, these are shipping with 8-gen desktop hexacores

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




64 gb ram in mac minim lmao

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Vomik posted:

2650x1600 is what I thought it said on the slide

i must've missedthe number, but i was very close then yea

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Radirot posted:

i thought mac mini was meant as entry level poo poo. wtf

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




build farms lol

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Vomik posted:

now I want to get rid of this god drat mbp and get a mba and mini. Tim quit attacking my bank account

yep im very happy that i abstained from bmp, gently caress touchbar. ill get myself mba, and then a mini if i need the juche

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




alright, best minds of yospos - which exec was shamed into caring about mac?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Fabricated posted:

So is the new mini a laptop or desktop chipset

I might almost be interested in one if it's the latter

desktop

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Vomik posted:

I did for so long until the quad core 13 😭

this is the first year i can afford apple stuff so so far i just have an iphone - i wanted a macbook, but not hard enough to hit the mbp on day one (also it's still expensive even if i *could* afford it)

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




poty posted:

the whole mac mini segment had a bit of a mocking the customer tone imo

i was alluding to releasing thoroughly pragmatic hardware updates. it was condescending in a way, but it mixes well enough with my "sense" of humour so i didnt bat much of an eye (also im esl lol)

qirex posted:

how does anyone care this much about apple today

idk im really puzzled for people giving ovations to angela reinhardt

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




obstipator posted:

she has a big belt buckle, wwe champion

it's her mac mini holster for Today at Apple workshops

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Over There posted:

People are actually crazy about these sessions for some reason.

files into things-ill-never-get.xlsx

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




HAIL eSATA-n posted:

getting very little interest in this. buy my old stuff!!

$4.20, last offer

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




qirex posted:

I assumed they were mostly to distract people waiting for their iPhones to be fixed so they wouldn’t post horrible things online using the demo machines

"dear tim, its macbooks pro"

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




graph posted:

i think the 24in imac is never coming so maybe a fat mini is the way to go with dual 24s

but apple doesn't make screens any more either

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




this crowd is really loud, wth

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




graph posted:

when was the last time an apple keynote was in nyc?

idk

graph posted:

dells displays are nice

yeah the dell ultrasharp 24"s specifically are very good

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




ipad pro se

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Endless Mike posted:

dual wielding my iphone and ipad like liquid retina extensions of my arms

do you need a portapotty

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Postmaster GBS posted:

this dude is the Cool Zuckerberg

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