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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
more like Henry Bitchenger

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the phylactery is in cambodia, i know it

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Gringostar posted:

if you assume hitler killed 50m by laying every death from ww2 at his feet than kissinger hits about the 1/10 mark

Don't give him credit for killing any Nazis other than himself, we can't go stealing valor from ol' Uncle Joe

So that makes Kissinger rate at like 2 dHr

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Kurtofan posted:

the garmonbozia is missing

lol

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

HobbitGrease posted:

that kissinger has so far gotten to live 26 years more than david bowie is proof enough the throne of god is empty

this realm is a prison and the demiurge warden is absent

we are the playthings of astaroth

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



Saw a bunch of replies in the thread and thought the old bastard finally kicked it

Stop getting my hopes up like that

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Henry Kissinger died on the inside 30 years ago.

His ghoulish body however, will outlive us all.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*kissinger slapping Cambodia*
"you wouldn't believe how many horcruxes this baby can hold!"

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
he died

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


Don't lie to me

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
apil fools

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014



mods pls

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


kissingers soul is as dead as john mccains tumor (rip)

his body yet lives

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
the horror, the abject absolute horror continues unabated

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
he’s already lived so long

he’s won. he’s undefeated.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Perfidious assasin of Iraqi children and murderer of JFK

Proginator of idiot disaster spawn Jeb! And Dubya is dead

How Kissinger managed to murder GHWB for the slither of soul essence he possessed is a maddening thought
Until you realize that he actually was after the demon possessing GWHB body

He absorbed the essence of a lesser demon


Ghoulish unperson Henry Kissinger lives yet again

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i heard he died

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


pls do not get our hopes up

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

are none of you aware that he's eating a baby each month to retain his immortality, like cheney

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
:pray:

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


Who is this from

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


I don't want Kissinger to die. I want him to wander the wasteland, the smoldering ruins of the society he killed and know it all came from him. I want him to survive as the atmosphere burns off. I want him to survive as the sun expands and consumes our world. I want him alive, burning, boiling, scorched to dust, but still alive, still defying a death that will never come and always conscious, always hurting. Always begging for oblivion.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
And thus the Kissinger will continue to live on, quietly judging and tempting sentient man to self destruction.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Grevling posted:

Who is this from

Hunter S Thompson

You can read the whole thing here it's pretty savage:

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1994/07/he-was-a-crook/308699/

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Until this past year I really didn't know much about Kissinger beside being a total piece of poo poo.

Just watching Christopher Hitchen's documentary 'The Trials Of Henry Kissinger' and finished reading 'Kissinger's Shadow' by Greg Grandin.

And holy poo poo he is such a horrible person.

Any recommendations for other books either on Kissinger or other people who caused horrible war crimes to the planet?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I'm convinced that Hitchens wrote a savage obituary for Kissinger that's being held until Hank the Tank finally keels over dead.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

I don't want Kissinger to die. I want him to wander the wasteland, the smoldering ruins of the society he killed and know it all came from him. I want him to survive as the atmosphere burns off. I want him to survive as the sun expands and consumes our world. I want him alive, burning, boiling, scorched to dust, but still alive, still defying a death that will never come and always conscious, always hurting. Always begging for oblivion.

I have good news

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

im thinking of committing vile sorcery against the war criminal henry kissinger

pm me if you'd like to contribute large quantities of human blood for the sigilworks and sacrefice

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

lich queen and dread lord

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Moridin920 posted:

Hunter S Thompson

You can read the whole thing here it's pretty savage:

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1994/07/he-was-a-crook/308699/

Thanks. That's an appropriate obituary for a remarkably bad person and I wish more politicians would be memorialized in this way.

Samog
Dec 13, 2006
At least I'm not an 07.

Former DILF posted:

im thinking of committing vile sorcery against the war criminal henry kissinger

pm me if you'd like to contribute large quantities of human blood for the sigilworks and sacrefice

ive got about five liters im not really doing anything with

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

dear god please let henry kissinger be eaten by wolves that then vomit and poo poo him out all over the wild

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol how bad is the failing New York times going to be when he finally goes

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

I don't want Kissinger to die. I want him to wander the wasteland, the smoldering ruins of the society he killed and know it all came from him. I want him to survive as the atmosphere burns off. I want him to survive as the sun expands and consumes our world. I want him alive, burning, boiling, scorched to dust, but still alive, still defying a death that will never come and always conscious, always hurting. Always begging for oblivion.

I think he would get a real kick out that

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Jose posted:

Lol how bad is the failing New York times going to be when he finally goes

turgid with grief

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IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




did he die yet

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